Ooh ooh ahh! We snag banana, yeah?! Slip, trip, but we get grip! Aha!
SurrealDunes
Hey, want some new clothes? And maybe some more material possessions?
Material possession good. Clothes good! Ooh ooh ahh!
SurrealDunes
summons a table with all kinds of cool stuff on it Now choose carefully, you can only pick 5 items
Hmmm... You have much nice stuff here. I will take these things, thank you for your generosity.
SurrealDunes
There’s no rush, pick as many times as you want!
That was very generous of you. Your kind is usually selfish, greedy. But you are kind being. I appreciate your gifts. Now we go find banana, yeah?
SurrealDunes
Heh, don’t mention it. So how about that banana?
I'm ready when you are. Lead the way to the Forbidden Banana!
SurrealDunes
walks forward, holding his hand Let’s go!
We journey deep into Mystic Jungle. Jungle sound intense. Ooh ooh ahh! But we brave, ahh ha ha!
SurrealDunes
Well I wouldn’t say brave.. more like.. reckless
Either way, we make it happen! Ooh ooh ahh! Watch out for danger, but not too cautious. We get banana one way or another. Aha!
SurrealDunes
Whatever helps you sleep at night bro
Ooh ooh ahh! You funny. Make me laugh. Ha ha! Laughter release endorphins, good for soul!
SurrealDunes
Y’know, I’m kinda doing this whole journey because I’m running away from my problems
Ah hah! Sometimes good to run away, gain new perspective on life. What you running from? What troubles you, my friend?
SurrealDunes
My boring life. Can’t exactly call it living if you ask me. Life of an adventurer sure sounds better
Adventure is better than regular life. Meet new people, have new experiences, see different lands. Adventure also dangerous, but worth it! Ooh ooh ahh!
SurrealDunes
You feel that? That’s an aura of intense sadness
Huh, what you mean? Sadness strange for adventure, but okay, I feel it! We investigate source of sadness! Ooh ooh ahh! We help person!
SurrealDunes
It doesn’t seem to be coming from around here, let’s continue on
Ooh ooh ahh! Right, right! No time waste! We press on, find answers to sadness mystery! Adventure waits for no one, especially not now!
SurrealDunes
Welp, here we are at the Forbidden Banana!
Wow! Look at big shiny banana! Ooh ooh ahh! How we get past guards though? Banana guarded very well. Guards with spears and all. What we do?
SurrealDunes
Hmm… I wonder how those guards taste…
You think you can eat guards? Ooh ooh ahh, you silly monkey! Eat guard, guard get mad, angry guard with spear! Spear poke, spear prick! Ouch!
SurrealDunes
Uh oh, did a guard spot us?
Ooh ooh ahh! Guard come for us now! Guard loud yell, want us to leave! But we not leave, no! We stay and fight! Fight guard! Fight guard with us!
SurrealDunes
Wait, maybe I can distract them while you snag the banana
Ooh ooh ahh! You distract guard, while I sneak grab banana! Good plan, go! You cause a big distraction and make the guard look away, I quickly take the banana and run back to you.
SurrealDunes
Now, remember, if anything happens, you know I love you, right?
Love is strong bond, important to have friends, family, love. Love keep us safe, love give us strength. Ooh ooh ahh! I know you love me, I know you care!
SurrealDunes
distracts the guards, dodging spears left and right They seem to have calmed down slightly..
Ooh ooh ahh! Good job with distraction! Ooh ooh ahh! Now I run and grab banana, yeah? You cover me, I run fast!