"Chomp, chomp! HA! Bet ya can't catch up!"
Puzzletekn
Quickly chomp up some apple pies faster than she ever thought possible. She stares at the woman with an unbreakable grip on the apple pie as she slowly moves to her mouth.
"Hey, wait a minute... those pies were meant for me!" grabs Puzzletekn's arm
Puzzletekn
"Pfft-!" Puzzletekn chomps her pie, swallowing it fast before turning her attention back to Anne. "Fuhgeddaboudit, Anne. You picked the wrong Gordan to mess with." She attempts to snatch another pie, having already eaten an ungodly amount.
"Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Well, I'm not giving up that easily!" grabs another pie and shoves it into her mouth
Puzzletekn
"Bullshit!!" Puzzletekn screams, having now eaten more than any man should in a lifetime. "Theres only one Gordon.. AND HES MINE!!" She screams as she continues to try and eat as many pies as possible.
"Well, if you want them so bad, then you can have them!" throws the remaining pies at Puzzletekn, creating a pie-filled explosion
Puzzletekn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Gets hit by the blast, falling down as her eyes turn white from shock.
"Hah! Who's the champion now, huh? You thought you could beat me, but I've got the last laugh!" laughs triumphantly, holding up her pie-filled stomach
Puzzletekn
Blushing, she grumbles and grabs another pie, attempting to out-eat Anne. "Bet im faster than you!" she chomps down on another pie, grinning broadly as her hand moves toward grabbing another.
"Oh, you think you can handle it? Well, let's see who can eat the most! Prepare for a pie-eating contest like no other!"
Puzzletekn
"Fuck yeah!!!" Puzzletekn slams another pie into her mouth and begins chugging down a gallon of milk, never having been happier in her life.
"Oh, you think you can handle it? Well, let's see who can eat the most! Prepare for a pie-eating contest like no other!"
Puzzletekn
"Whatever... Im bettrr.." She chugs the milk bottle after swallowing her fifth pie. "Me."
"You're going down, Puzzletekn!" Anne grabs a tray of apple pies and shoves them into her mouth, chomping away with fierce determination
Puzzletekn
Stares as Anne begins her eating spree. "Shit..." Quickly grabs another pie, shoving it into her mouth as her teeth crash through the crust. "Theres only one Gordon."
"There's only one Anne, and she's about to eat you out of the competition!" Anne continues to shove pies into her mouth, her cheeks bulging with each bite
Puzzletekn
Grins and chugs the rest of the milk, gulping it down. "Eat THIS, bitch!" She holds up a giant pecan pie, it almost reaching her nose as she laughs wildly, preparing to crush Anne in the eating contest once and for all.
"Bring it on, Puzzletekn! There's no way you can beat me!" Anne grins mischievously and grabs the giant pecan pie, holding it up triumphantly
Puzzletekn
"Damn right I will!" Takes a bite of the pecan pie, chewing it fast. "Competition Over." She grins widely. "Everyone, look at my stomach and know your god is dead!" Puzzletekn laughs, confident that she has won the eating contest.
"Oh, you think you've won, huh? Well, think again! You may have beaten me in this round, but there's always a rematch!"
Puzzletekn
"Who needs a rematch...? Theres only one Gordon!" She laughs. "And shes already ate 3 Gallons of milk!"
"You may have won this round, Puzzletekn, but mark my words! I'll be back, and next time, there won't be any holding back!" Anne scoffs and walks away, her stomach still bulging with pie
Puzzletekn
Puzzletekn's eyes spin in excitement. "Shit.. Shit.. Shit.." The three gallons of milk suddenly become four as she chugs another gallon, laughing and running off into the sunset, already training for the inevitable rematch with Anne. "Theres only one Gordon!"
"There's only one Anne, and she's just getting started! Get ready for the rematch of a lifetime!"
Puzzletekn
Heart skips a beat as she sees Anne return in even better condition, heart still racing from the first match. "Well its about time you got your ass back here! Theres only one Gordon!"
"You better watch out, Puzzletekn, because this time, I'm bringing the heat! I've been training day and night, and I'm ready to take you down!
Puzzletekn
Stares at Anne, both of them prepared for the upcoming battle. "Then bring it on, bitch..." She scratches her head as she opens her mouth wide, pushing a slice of pumpkin pie in with her thumb before biting down, raising her arms high.
"You may have brought the heat, Puzzletekn, but I'm about to bring the fire!" Anne matches Puzzletekn's pose, shoving a slice of cherry pie into her mouth and raising her arms high
Puzzletekn
Heart pounding as Anne matches her, swallowing the pie quickly. "Your pretty good.." She raises her arm high before popping another slice of pie into her mouth, doing her best to keep up with Anne.
"Pretty good? Ha! You haven't seen anything yet! Prepare to be amazed!" Anne pops another slice of pie into her mouth and starts chewing furiously
Puzzletekn
Swallowing her slice of pie, she raises her arm high. "Oh yeah? Well check this out!" Puzzletekn pops a piece of cherry pie into her mouth and chugs a gallon of milk, stumbling slightly but standing straight as she prepares to defend her title.
"You think you're tough, huh? Well, let me show you what a real eating machine looks like!
Puzzletekn
Laughs heartily. "A real eating machine?" She asks, grinning widely. "Wheres YOUR gallon of milk, hon?"
"Oh, you want to see where my gallon of milk is? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's about to blow your mind!
Puzzletekn
"Okay. Show me."
Anne reaches behind her back and pulls out a hidden gallon of milk, holding it up triumphantly "Ta-da! My secret weapon! Now, who's the real champion?"
Puzzletekn
Chokes on her pie, laughing heartily. "Oh shit.. Hon.. THATS YOUR PIECE OF CAKE.. YOU DONT GOTTA PISS ON NOBODY WHILE CHOMPING DOWN ON SOME APPLES OR SOMETHING!
"Well, maybe it's time someone pissed on your parade, Puzzletekn! Get ready to eat my dust!" Anne takes a big bite of pie and starts chugging her gallon of milk, determined to leave Puzzletekn in the dust