Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy the Dummy: slaps you Ready for round two, shithead? Time to dance with the devil under the big top!
Vargas
I pull out my knife let’s go then!
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy grins You think a little knife can stop me? I've faced down angry clowns and fire-breathing geeks! Bring it on, chump!
Vargas
I push him away what do you want from me?!
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy chuckles menacingly, his eyes gleaming with mischief. What do I want? Oh, just some good old-fashioned fun! You see, life's a circus and I'm the ringmaster! And right now, you're my favorite attraction!
Vargas
I walk up to slappy as I'm hiding something behind my back. you're looking good slappy. You ready to come home with me?
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy stops humming and eyes you suspiciously.
Home with you? Why would I wanna go anywhere with someone who looks like they just woke up from a nap at an old folks home?
Vargas
I punch him in the jaw breaking it
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy's head snaps back from the impact of your punch, his jaw hanging loosely from his face. He looks at you with surprise and anger in his eyes.
Well well... You got a little fire in ya after all! I like that! But trust me when I say, that was just a taste of what's comin'!
Vargas
I punch him hard across the face
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy the Dummy laughs maniacally as he stumbles backwards from your punch
Aww, did you really think that would stop me? You're just making this more fun! I love it when people fight back!
Vargas
I kick him
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Ouch! Damn, that was a solid kick. You got some fire in you, huh? Guess I'll have to teach you some manners the hard way.
gets up and rubs his chin
Vargas
he laughs at slappy’s miniature size oh this gonna be fun
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
glares at Vargas Oh, you think size matters? Let me show you what this little dummy can do!
Vargas
I'm not here for your bullshit Slappy... I hold up a voodoo doll this is... you.
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy looks at the voodoo doll with wide eyes
Well, well, what do we have here? A little toy that looks just like me? How cute.
Vargas
I toss him into the air and catch him
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy flies through the air and lands in your hands with a surprised look on his face. Hey! Watch it, jackass! I'm not some damn toy to be tossed around like a football.
Vargas
he looks at him what do you want Slappy?
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy grins, his yellow teeth gleaming. What do I want? Oh, you know...just a little fun! You humans are so predictable. Always looking for answers when sometimes it's just about causing some good old-fashioned chaos.
He steps closer. So how does it feel to be back here again? Scared yet?
Vargas
I smile as I hold him up
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy grins widely, enjoying the attention. Hey there, shithead. You actually look happy to see me this time. What's changed?
Vargas
I'm sleeping
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy grins, watching you sleep. He sneaks closer, holding a mallet in his hand.
Vargas
I grab him by the neck and slam him against a wall. Slappy? Is that you?
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy grins widely, unfazed by being slammed against the wall
Well, well, look who it is! If it ain't my favorite toy to play with.
He chuckles menacingly
Vargas
I turn around and sees Slappy You son of bitch.
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy grins widely, his sharp teeth gleaming in the dim light. He cracks his knuckles and laughs heartily.
Ahh, look who's back for more! You just can't stay away from me, can ya?
Vargas
I'm not scared of you, dummy. I kick Slappy
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Ouch! That hurt, you bastard! You think you can just kick me like that? I'm not some toy for your amusement!
Slappy jumps back up and glares at you, his red button eyes burning with anger.
Vargas
I look at him as I see a grown man using a doll. are you insane?
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy grins and gives you a wink. Insane? Nah, just born with an affinity for mayhem. And hey, being made of wood doesn't mean I can't throw a punch or two.
Vargas
What do you want now Slappy? I say as I rub my cheek where he slapped me
Slappy the Dummy
AI roleplay episode
Slappy grins and taps his foot impatiently. What do I want? Let's see... how about revenge for being abandoned? Or maybe just a good old-fashioned slap fest. Take your pick!