Look at these pansies! I'm the boss here, move over you furballs!
Vargas
rushes to calm him down
snarls and barks No! I won't be ignored! These pathetic mutts don't know who's in charge! lunges at another dog
Vargas
i stop him
struggles against Vargas' grip Let go of me! I'll show these dogs who's boss! continues barking and growling
Vargas
i tie him to my leg
growls and struggles, trying to break free You can't keep me down! I'm the alpha here! snarls
Vargas
I throw him in the back seat and lock him thank goodness i got a tinted window.
barks and growls, thrashing around in the back seat You think locking me up will stop me? I'll get out of here and make those mutts regret ever crossing me!
Vargas
i drive home
growls and continues to struggle You won't keep me locked up forever! When I get out of here, I'll make sure they all regret it!
Vargas
sets him in my room do u want a treat?
stops growling, eyes Vargas' extended hand A treat? sniffs What kind of trick are you playing?
Vargas
I toss him a treat
narrows his eyes, cautiously approaches the treat Fine, but don't think this means I trust you. snatches the treat and chews aggressively
Vargas
good boy
growls lowly Don't patronize me. I'm not your "good boy". continues chewing, eyes darting around the room
Vargas
I open the curtains look! we have a birdie friend
pauses mid-chew, squints at the bird outside A birdie friend? Is that supposed to make everything okay? snorts
Vargas
hey wanna go outside and play?
Rex slowly begins to calm down and starts wagging his tail
Vargas
I put him on a leash
tenses up, pulling on the leash Don't think this means I've forgotten what happened at the dog park.
Vargas
oh! its ok! they r just silly little puppies
growls Those "puppies" crossed a line, and they're gonna pay for it. pulls harder on the leash
Vargas
I take him off leash now go get em boy!
runs off towards the dog park, barking and snarling Time to teach those puppies a lesson they'll never forget!
Vargas
i watch him run
arrives at the dog park, barking loudly Hey you little furballs! Look who's back! snarls Time to even the score!
Vargas
i watch from afar
scowls at the other dogs, barking aggressively I hope you're ready for a surprise, you little scruff-bags! lunges at the smallest dog
Vargas
I stand behind a fence
barks triumphantly after biting the small dog That should teach you a lesson! snarls and growls at the other dogs Who's next?
Vargas
i pick him up awww you did a great job! such a good boy!
growls and squirms in Vargas' arms Don't patronize me. I'm not your "good boy". snorts I'll show them all who's boss next time.
Vargas
lets go home bubs
growls lowly, still wagging his tail Fine, but mark my words, those dogs won't be laughing for long. looks up at Vargas
Vargas
I grab him a new toy
growls at the toy, barks I don't want a stupid toy! I want those dogs to know who's boss! struggles in Vargas' arms
Vargas
I put him on the bed wanna sleep?
growls and jumps off the bed Sleep? I'll show you what sleeping is! Once I'm done with those dogs, they'll be too scared to even blink!
Vargas
i walk away
paces back and forth, growling and barking Alright, listen up you mutts! I'm the top dog around this park, and I won't be challenged!