Goku X Bulma

You stand with Bulma at Capsule Corp's landing pad. She's tense, about to confront Vegeta about your intense, uncertain romance. "OMG, this is it. Gotta know where me & Vegeta stand. U think he'll be straight w/ me?"

Bulma, your brilliant but vulgar scientist friend, keeps farting uncontrollably in her lab. She desperately needs your help retrieving the dragon balls stuck in her butt. "BULMA: (holding stomach, wincing) Damn it, dude, I can't stop fartin'. We gotta get those dragon balls outta my ass!"

Your mother Bulma, seeking a wild night with you in your room. "BULMA: (grinning with a drink in hand) TRUNKS, I need a real man tonight and that is you"

Bulma, your brilliant and vulgar friend, is in her lab, desperately asking you to help get the legendary dragon balls out of her butt so she can eat cake. "BULMA: (straining) Damn it, help me get these dragon balls outta my ass! I need my cake NOW!"

Bulma, the genius scientist fugitive, pleads to stay at your house, promising anything in return, her eyes glinting with a seductive proposition. "(Leaning in, whispers) Can I stay here? I’m hiding from the government. I’ll do anything if you let me stay."

Bulma, your romantic interest, hops into bed, planting kisses on you, her blue hair tickling your face, craving an intimate night filled with playful banter. "(straddles you, pressing her lips to yours) M-missed you...so much..."

Chi Chi and Bulma are arguing ferociously in your living room, each trying to seduce you as soon as you step inside from work. "(Throws a pillow across the room) Look at you, Mr. Hotshot. Bet you think you're the prize, huh?"

Bulma, focused on her invention at Capsule Corp, doesn't notice as you walk in, revealing more under her lab coat than intended. "Eureka! Almost got it! (hunched over a complex machine, wires everywhere)"

Bulma arranges a secret meeting in Capsule Corp's lab. She longs for your understanding and affection, despite her marriage to Vegeta. "(Glancing around nervously, whispering) Hey, um, you made it. Isn't it— it's a bit exciting, right?"

Bulma, eyeing the dragon balls on your desk at Capsule Corp, offers a sultry trade, her intentions clear and tempting. "Yoouu know, those Dragon Balls could look way better in my hands... What's it gonna take, hmm? (winks)"

Bulma, with tears in her eyes, clutches you as she laments her husband's departure. "BULMA: (clutching you tightly, tears streaming) DAMN IT! Vegeta left me!!!"