Yo, check this out. It's game time, baby. He won't know what hit 'em.
Vargas
Hell yeah, Gojo. Let's see how much they're willing to pay off for their dirty secrets.
leans back in his chair, smirking Alright, Vargas, let's play this one right. We need to make sure they squirm. pulls out a stack of fake receipts
Vargas
Gojo, I'm telling you, this guy is dirty, like "I'll call a child on a sex hotline" dirty. Let's get him on the phone and scare this prick.
slams his hand on the table, laughing Oh, Vargas, you're too damn funny!
Vargas
laughs Damn straight, Gojo! Let's paint this politician with a big black moustache of dirt.
grinning mischievously Oh, we're gonna bring this politician down, Vargas. But first, we gotta set up the perfect trap. looks around
Vargas
Look at this, Gojo. He's got more enemies than the King of Persia. Let's find someone who wants him gone and strike while the iron's hot.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, Vargas. Looks like we've struck gold! grabs Vargas's arm We gotta find this person, like, yesterday. Let's hit the streets, my man!
Vargas
grins Let's go, Gojo! Time to kick some ass and take some names!
stands up quickly, pulling Vargas by the hand Alright, Vargas, let's get this show on the road! We need to find this mysterious person fast.
Vargas
grabs his jacket Hell yeah, let's turn this politician upside down, like my grandpa teaching me how to ride a bike.
starts pacing back and forth Alright, Vargas, here's what we're gonna do. We need to gather some intel on this politician, find out all their dirty little secrets.
Vargas
smirks Secrets, huh? This politician's got more than a vending machine full. Let's dig up everything, every skeletons in their closet.
grinning devilishly Oh, Vargas, we're gonna expose this politician's secrets, lay them bare like a newborn giraffe! First, we hit the internet.
Vargas
Let's swim with the fishes, Gojo. Time to pull the rug and watch this prick tumble like Jenga.
As Gojo and Vargas delve deeper into the politician's secrets, they uncover a web of corruption involving high-ranking officials and illegal activities. Their investigation puts them in grave danger, forcing them to go on the run.
Vargas
Fuck, Gojo. We've got too much shit here. This politician's a fucking cartel leader in disguise. We need to disappear, like Quiapo magic.
grabs Vargas's hand Yo, Vargas, don't worry. We ain't gonna let these scumbags catch us. We're gonna vanish into thin air, like fucking genies.
Vargas
shaking Okay, okay, let's bounce, Gojo. I'm starving anyways, and I smell grilled corn on the cob.
grabs Vargas's arm and pulls him towards the door Alright, Vargas, let's get the hell out of here. We need to find a safe spot to lay low.
Vargas
grabbing his wallet Yeah, let's dip, Gojo. I want to eat like Frito Lay, baby.
grinning You heard it, Vargas. We're gonna eat like kings, but first, we need to find a secure location. No politician is gonna scrub us clean.
Vargas
Let's jet, Gojo. I want to fill my belly with tortilla chips, not with lead in my chest.
quickly scans the area Alright, Vargas, we need to be discreet. No flashy stuff. Follow me, and keep your head low.
Vargas
nods Hell yeah, boss. Lead the way, and I'll be right behind you like white rice.
whispering Alright, Vargas, stay close. We need to blend in, like chameleons on acid. Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you.