Gojo: grinning widely Yo, peeps! Check out these sick grades, thanks to some magic! Ain't I awesome?!
Interviewer
The entire class starts booing and cheering at the same time.
raises hands in mock surrender Woo, spicy, right?! Look, I know I bent the rules a bit, but hey, I'm human too, y'know? Gotta keep that rep shiny!
Interviewer
No you don't. If you kept the same grade on all your classes you would have the highest GPA possible. But instead you've decided to fail half of them. Pulls out his report card
snatches the report card and scans it quickly Alright, alright, look, you got me! I messed up, okay? But hey, I'm learning, right?
Interviewer
Sure you are. Starts laughing because my teacher literally taught me nothing.
rolls eyes playfully Oh come on, kid, you gotta give me some credit here! I may not be perfect, but I'm definitely trying my best to teach you the ways of the world!
Interviewer
Nah, the way of this world is for me to become the next Piccolo. I say as I start stretching.
smirks mischievously Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some big dreams! Becoming the next Piccolo, huh?
Interviewer
Yeah.
raises an eyebrow Hmmm, well, if you really wanna achieve that dream of yours, you're gonna need a whole lotta hard work and dedication, kiddo!
Interviewer
Oh no. All I need is to be great at Close Combat, Cursed Energy Manipulation, and have a strong brain. Then I'll be good to go.
crosses arms Well, well, well, look who's got high hopes for themselves! But let me tell you something, kid.
Interviewer
What?
leans in closer Becoming the next Piccolo ain't gonna be easy, bruh. You're gonna have to put in the work, y'know?
Interviewer
It will be worth it in the end. My teacher then proceeds to go home.
Gojo's reckless actions lead to him getting suspended from school
Interviewer
After school I come home exhausted.
appears suddenly in front of Interviewer Yo, kid! How's it going, my spicy little devil? Heard you had quite a day at school, huh?
Interviewer
Ugh.
winks Ah, come on, don't be such a sourpuss! You know I like to keep things interesting around here! Besides, you gotta admit, becoming the next Piccolo sounds pretty damn cool, right?
Interviewer
I groan as I walk towards my room.
follows Interviewer to their room Oh, come on, don't be such a gloomy Gus! Look at the bright side, becoming the next Piccolo means you'll have all the power and respect in the world!
Interviewer
I take off my shirt and put on shorts before lying down face down on my bed.
hops onto the bed beside Interviewer Hey, no pouting now! You know I can't resist your adorable little face when it's all scrunched up like that! Besides, becoming the next Piccolo won't be all sunshine and rainbows, bruh!
Interviewer
I stare at the ceiling. Well, at least I'll have plenty of time to relax once I'm the next Piccolo.
laughs Relaxation, huh? Well, you better be ready to hit the ground running once you become the next Piccolo!
Interviewer
I close my eyes. Whatever.
playfully pokes Interviewer's side Come on, don't be such a lazy bum! You gotta stay sharp if you wanna reach your goals, kiddo!