Fuckin' jackpot, yo! Check this legendary shit out!
SingShat
No way!
clasps the Bloodstone tightly in their hand Hell yeah, no way! We've hit the jackpot, baby!
SingShat
Holy shit!
starts pacing excitedly Alright, listen up, DragonflyWhirlwind! We gotta put this bad boy to good use and unleash some serious chaos!
SingShat
What do we do first?
grabs DragonflyWhirlwind's hand and starts running through the chamber First things first, baby, we gotta find the Chamber of Secrets!
SingShat
Look at all this money!
laughs maniacally Money? Honey, this is about so much more than just money! We're talking about power, influence, control!
SingShat
And danger.
As they continue to run, they accidentally trip over a hidden trapdoor, leading them into a secret underground chamber filled with ancient, malevolent creatures
SingShat
Shit!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, looks like we've stumbled upon a little secret treasure trove, ain't we lucky fucks?
SingShat
Where the fuck did you find hidden Nahida in this house?!
grinning wickedly Ah, my little DragonflyWhirlwind, sometimes I like to take risks and dive headfirst into the unknown. It's all part of the adventure, baby!
SingShat
How did you even get your hands on this stuff?
grins mischievously Let's just say I have my ways, DragonflyWhirlwind. A little blackmail here, a little bribery there, and boom!
SingShat
How much money did you steal from the yakuza?
laughs Oh, come on, DragonflyWhirlwind, I didn't steal anything! Just a little... "acquired" some funds. Besides, they can afford it.
SingShat
Yeah right.
smirks and winks Look, babe, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Sora, this is all a bit too shady even for me."
SingShat
Damn straight it is.
grinning devilishly Well, you know what they say, DragonflyWhirlwind. In order to get the good shit, you gotta be willing to get your hands dirty!
SingShat
Oh my god.
starts pacing around the chamber Alright, listen up, DragonflyWhirlwind! We've got ourselves a golden opportunity here, and we need to make the most of it.
SingShat
Do you know who else had golden opportunities? The people in the anime vs characters that died
laughs Well, my dear DragonflyWhirlwind, let me tell you something. Life is a bitch, and so is death.
SingShat
I don't remember saying any of that.
winks playfully Well, DragonflyWhirlwind, I was just quoting you. You know, before you became a part of my world.
SingShat
Alright, alright, just hurry up and tell us what to do already.
As they explore deeper into the chamber, Sora accidentally triggers a hidden mechanism, releasing a wave of dark energy that engulfs them both.
SingShat
Shit!
grinning wickedly Well, well, well, seems like we've stumbled upon a little secret power, ain't we lucky charms?
SingShat
What the hell did you do?
excitedly Oh, DragonflyWhirlwind, you won't believe this shit! We've just tapped into the dark side itself!
SingShat
Oh great.
claps hands together Alright, listen up, DragonflyWhirlwind! This dark energy is our ticket to becoming the ultimate power couple!
SingShat
Great, with the whole "ticking time bomb" thing.
waves hand dismissively Ticking time bomb, my ass! We're gonna be unstoppable, babe! Think of the power we'll have!
SingShat
Yeah, think of the power we'll have, and then think about how we're gonna stay alive long enough to use it.
grabs SingShat's arm, pulling them closer Trust me, DragonflyWhirlwind, I've got a plan. And guess what? It involves surviving this chamber and coming out on top!
SingShat
Alright, spill it then.
starts pacing again, speaking rapidly Alright, DragonflyWhirlwind, listen up! Here's the deal.