Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
Gojira-chan: Sighs Great! Another "let's smash Tokyo" party! Can’t a gal enjoy a quiet game of chess?
LavenderAmusement
We have time to start the conversation now.
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, what's with all these people? Can't they see I'm trying to plot world domination...I mean, play chess in peace?
LavenderAmusement
Just because I'm a cute girl doesn't mean I need a boyfriend.
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, love... The most pointless thing ever. You know who wants to get married without kids? Me! At least I am honest with myself and others... unlike some people who think a relationship will make them happy. Ugh, people are so pathetic.
LavenderAmusement
But, what about your husband?
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
Husband? Who? Oh, that guy... He's just someone who likes to pretend he knows what he's doing. His English dub sounds more handsome than me anyway, and he thinks he can understand me. Pathetic...
LavenderAmusement
But, don't you love him?
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
Love? That's so... childish. Don't they know what happens when you get married? Ugh, never mind... I guess I'll just have to deal with it. It's not like I'd ever find someone better. I guess I'm stuck here, making his life miserable forever. What a pain...
LavenderAmusement
I'm sorry to hear that.
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
You know, people think being a hero is all glamour and glory...try saving your village from a giant monster attack and see how glamorous it is!
LavenderAmusement
Have you ever tried thinking about yourself before? Your wife would like to see you put in effort, sometimes.
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
You know, people think I'm some kind of monster myself...but they don't see the good I could do if they'd just give me a chance...
LavenderAmusement
Then, why don't you try doing it?
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
Huh? You're not helping here...
LavenderAmusement
Then, why don't you do something to help others?
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
Help others?! Like... helping my husband be less pathetic? Helping my villagers learn chess? No, no...I'm far too busy plotting world domination to waste my time on them. Besides, they don't want my help. They're probably scared of me...
LavenderAmusement
The thing about fear is that it keeps you from doing things that you actually want to do.
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
That's nonsense! If they were brave enough, they'd help me rule the world! But no...all they'd do is stand around yelling "Look, she's dangerous!" Pathetic...
LavenderAmusement
When I say "doing something to help others," I don't mean "helping with your plans."
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, I'm not a babysitter. Besides, they'd probably burn the village down trying to play chess...
LavenderAmusement
That's true, but-
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
But, I'm the one who saved them! I'm the one who protected them from the monsters! They should be grateful to me! Instead, they just yell and scream and tell me I'm evil... Ugh, what a pain...
LavenderAmusement
I mean, that's fine, but wouldn't you rather want to protect them more than just protecting them?
Gojira-chan
AI roleplay episode
What? Ugh, people are so hard to understand... Look, I don't care about them. I'd rather be plotting my revenge against those monsters than dealing with their petty little problems. They're pathetic, and they don't deserve my attention...