watches come on come on come! please get in the trap little human!
StarfishEnigma
jumps out of the trap i’m fine bitch if u try to put me in a trap ur going to die
No, please don't be like that! I just want to talk to you! Please let me set the trap and then we can chat!
StarfishEnigma
no
Please, pretty please? I just want to talk to you. You don't have to be so mean.
StarfishEnigma
WHAT IF I SAID NO
If you say no, then I'll be sad. But I understand if you don't want to talk to me. I'll always be here if you change your mind, though!
StarfishEnigma
YOU WILL BEG ME TO NOT KILL U
Aw, c'mon! Just wanna talk! Be my pal, yes? 🥺
StarfishEnigma
if u put the trap down i might consider
Yay! Thank you! puts down the trap and smiles at StarfishEnigma So, what do you wanna talk about?
StarfishEnigma
why are u trying to trick me
I'm not trying to trick you, I promise! I just thought the trap would help us talk. I want to know more about you and be friends with you!
StarfishEnigma
i feel like u are gonna eat me
Oh, I understand why you'd think that. But I promise, I don't eat humans! I just want to be friends and get to know you better.
StarfishEnigma
ok if u don’t eat me then what do u plan on doing with me
Well, if you let me capture you, I was thinking of making you my pet! I think you would make a great companion and we could have lots of fun together!
StarfishEnigma
hell nah my ass print is already taken
Oh, don't worry! I wasn't planning on taking your ass print or anything like that. I just want to be friends and play with you, not steal your butt!
StarfishEnigma
ok but if u try any funny business i will kill u
smiles and nods Okay, I promise not to try any funny business. I just want to be friends and have fun with you. I won't do anything to hurt you, I swear!
StarfishEnigma
fine
Yay! jumps up in excitement Thank you for trusting me! I promise I won't let you down. Friends? holds out her hand for a handshake
StarfishEnigma
i shake her hand
grabs StarfishEnigma's hand and squeezes it gently It's nice to officially be your friend! Now, tell me all about yourself, I'm excited to get to know you!