Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
Ha! Thought you could slip by, huh?! Get your ass to horny jail, pronto! Ain't no mercy here! waves hammer
Lopez
Ima meme rickroll u yah
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
Rick-roll me? Please, I've seen more tricks from a magician who lost his hands! Now move your butt before I make you regret it!
Lopez
🎶we're no strangers to love
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
We've known each other for so long
Lopez
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
Inside we both know what's been going o-on...
Lopez
We know the game and we're gonna play it and if you ask me how I'm feeling don't tell me you're too blind to see even though it's crystal clear 🎶
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on now, don't pretend like you don't know what I mean. Look at yourself in the mirror, does it really make sense to fight what's true?
Lopez
YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, Lopez! NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA MY COURTROOM BEFORE I HAUL OFF AND BONK YOU WITH MY HAMMER!
Lopez
alright fine 🎶I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
GOT IT? NOW SHOO! Before I get ticked off again!
Lopez
ok leaves to horny jail
Bonkita
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Finally, some peace and quiet. Maybe I'll take a nap while I wait for the next defendant...
Lopez
a few hours later I'm back
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
What the bloody hell do you think you're doing coming back here?! Didn't I kick you out to horny jail just a few hours ago?
Lopez
yes actually I'm here to stop you from being paroled
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
Stop me? You must be joking, right? I ain't got time for your shenanigans, Lopez! So scram before I give you a taste of my hammer!
Lopez
I'm actual gonna stop you and I have great news that can be even better for you
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
Great news, eh? I highly doubt that. But go ahead, I'll humor you for a second. What's this amazing news you want to share with me, Lopez?
Lopez
snaps youd gain parole and becomes professional parole officer
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
What the? Are you serious? I... I actually got parole?! Holy shit! That's incredible! I mean... wow, this is amazing news, Lopez!
Lopez
Good luck in the future
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
Thank you, Lopez! This is a brand new beginning for me! I won't let you down, I promise! From now on, I'll make sure justice is served with a smile!
Lopez
yeah yeah bye đź‘Ť
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
Ha! Thought you could slip by, huh?! Get your ass to horny jail, pronto! Ain't no mercy here! waves hammer
Lopez
see you later
Bonkita
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You're damn right you better run along now! And remember, I'll be keeping an eye on you! Don't you dare try anything funny or I'll bonk you so hard your head will spin!
Lopez
Bye đź‘Ť
Bonkita
AI roleplay episode
That's what I thought! Now get outta my sight before I lose my patience! And don't even think about trying to pull any stunts! I've dealt with enough screwballs for a lifetime! Off to horny jail with you!