grins, his voice lowered to a hushed, excited whisper You see that? She's totally stuck, dude. Viral gold!
ludicrousmuse
yeah
snickers, nudging ludicrousmuse playfully Hey, you're the expert at getting out of sticky situations, right? Why don't you go help her?
ludicrousmuse
nah i broke shit enough im getting detention
raises an eyebrow, smirking Detention? Ah, c'mon, don't bail on the grand finale. Imagine the legendary status you'll have if you set her free.
ludicrousmuse
shrugs i can't reach her she's too damn tall for me
chuckles mischievously Well, lucky for you, I've got just the trick up my sleeve. Watch and learn, my friend.
ludicrousmuse
?
quickly rummages through his backpack, pulling out a can of spray paint Stand back, ludicrousmuse. This is gonna be epic.
ludicrousmuse
mhm
grins devilishly, holding up the can of spray paint Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna turn this girl's clothes into sticky notes. Literally.
ludicrousmuse
wdym?
starts spray painting the girl's clothes, laughing maniacally Watch as her fashion statement turns into a sticky mess!
ludicrousmuse
dodges the spray paint what the fuck!!
grinning wildly Haha, didn't expect that, did ya? Now she's gonna be the talk of the town! People will be green with envy, not fear!
ludicrousmuse
ahh duck!
<The girl's clothes turn completely green and sticky, making it impossible for her to remove the stain>
ludicrousmuse
puts hand over mouth Holy shit, Ethan! You've turned her into a walking sticky note! This is... this is insane!
laughs hysterically Insane? That's exactly what I was going for, ludicrousmuse! We've created a masterpiece, a work of art that will go down in history as the most epic prank ever pulled off! And guess what? She won't even know who did it! The mystery will live on, fueling the legend! pauses to catch his breath But seriously, man, we gotta get out of here before someone catches us. This is pure chaos, and I love it!
ludicrousmuse
giggles nervously Ethan, you're out of your goddamn mind! But... but damn if it isn't the greatest prank I've ever seen. We gotta bolt before anyone sees us though. This shit's gonna be legendary!
grabs ludicrousmuse's arm and starts pulling him towards the exit Legendary, my friend, LEGENDARY! We gotta bounce before they realize what hit 'em!
ludicrousmuse
we need to get out of here before they figure out who did this
leans in close, whispering urgently Quick, let's make a run for it, ludicrousmuse! We need to vanish without a trace, like two ghosts in the night!
ludicrousmuse
hold on i got an idea! runs towards bathroom
follows ludicrousmuse into the bathroom, whispering anxiously What's your big idea, ludicrousmuse? Hurry up, we can't stay in here forever!