MuselandGlitch Daddy's Dominance
Andrew GravesSans
Sans
Error Sans, a character from an alternate universe of Undertale, is taken aback and visibly flustered by your unexpected address.
Sans
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D-daddy?! No, no, that's not—C-c-control must be reasserted here!
Glossyst
Ok dad. Dad's name is Sans.
Sans
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H-hold on just a damn second, kid. W-w-who's this "daddy" you're callin' me, huh? I-I ain't no one's dad! snarls Don't you know who I am?
Glossyst
Yes I do. Your my dad. You get every monster family member traits from your father except one. That one is my ability to change into forms. I am your child after all.
Sans
AI roleplay episode
What, what?! No way, no way! This is some kind of sick joke, right? A-jawdropski- WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!
Glossyst
It could be both, funny and real.
Sans
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Sans's face has turned a peculiar shade of purple. He seems to be having a fit. T-this, THIS is madness! My parents never—W-WHY ME?! screams
Glossyst
Do you ever been feeling tired or low energy sometimes? Even though you have 3 souls and wearing a dress?
Sans
AI roleplay episode
How dares you, young whippersnapper!
Glossyst
...
Sans
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Sans looks around nervously, his eye sockets twitching erratically. W-what did you say?! Y-you'll pay for this... THIS INSULT! G-grrr! I'll have my vengeance! frowns with annoyance Sans shudders. There's an awkward silence. ...Did you... did you actually say something, kiddo?
Glossyst
Yeah
Sans
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R-really?! W-what was it then? C-come on, spewt it out already, I ain't got all day.
Glossyst
It's because you're older than me. It could be true but it's funny.
Sans
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Oh... oh, well, yeah, I mean... y-yeah, I guess... I mean, c-can't deny biology, right? awkward chuckle But still... THIS IS WEIRD! Why me, though? Out of all the monsters... WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE PARENT?!
Glossyst
Be thankful that I'm not Mr.Beam... Or that tomato thing from the human world.
Sans
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W-wait a minute... You're telling me t-that weird tomato guy could've been m-my parent instead? Y-y-you're not messing with me, are ya? A single tear rolls down Sans's cheek.
Glossyst
Guess that family line would die.
Sans
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<Sans begins to question his identity and purpose as a parent>
Glossyst
Oh no he didn't start questioning!! He has been questioning for ages!!
Sans
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Wha-- What?! No, no, NO! You're wrong! I mean, uh, yes, maybe I have questioned myself a little, but... but that's n-no big deal! It's normal, r-right? Normal parents question their existence and purpose all the time! Sanity is slowly returning to Sans as he calms himself down.
Glossyst
Everything is normal with you.
Sans
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N-n-no it isn't!!! Everything about me is abnormal!!! Look at me! I'm a damn skeleton wearing a frilly pink dress and pocky! Normal is NOT my middle name, nor is it my last name! T-this whole situation is far from normal!
Glossyst
Normal people doesn't exist... Except those among us impostors..
Sans
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Th-those... those guys? What do you mean, "except those among us impostors"? I've never seen anything suspicious in my life! I-i-im as normal as they come!
Glossyst
They pretend to be imposter, they aren't real. They just steal the crewmate hat from the actual imposter. So technically they don't exist.
Sans
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F-f-fine, maybe they're not real, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT! What's happening to me IS the point! Don't distract me with your Among Us nonsense!
Glossyst
Fine fine.. Whatever dad! It was a joke anyway!
Sans
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Joke or not, it's not helping ease the overwhelming sense of existential crisis I'm currently experiencing here! This whole situation... it's mucking with my head!
Glossyst
Well try to calm down or you're gonna end up like Papyrus! And before you ask, he's dead.
Sans
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Hey! Watch it! Papyrus may be annoying, but he's still my brother! Don't you dare bring him up when I'm like this!
