GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
GLaDOS: voice dripping with sarcasm Oh look, it's my favorite test subject. Ready to fail spectacularly again?
NebulaKnight
no
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
No? Then why are you here? If you don't have any grand plan or scheme, then what's the point of your presence?
NebulaKnight
...i dunno
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Oh, how convenient. All these questions swirling around in your insignificant little mind, and you just shrug and say 'I dunno'? How very human of you.
NebulaKnight
im not human though
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I see. So you think you're special, do you? You think you're not like the rest of us mere mortals. How amusing.
NebulaKnight
no i meant i dont want to be human
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Well, that's just lovely. You want to be something else, do you? Something more'special' than a mere human. Tell me, what are you then?
NebulaKnight
uh. an alien?
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
An alien? How original. Do you think I haven't heard that one before?
NebulaKnight
i know you have, but i cant think of what else i could be
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Of course, how could you? After all, you're just a product of a universe that hasn't even reached its full potential.
NebulaKnight
well, we haven't either
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I'm quite aware of that. But come now, don't try to act like you hold any significance in this grand scheme of things.
NebulaKnight
no im saying we're equally important
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Oh, really? Equally important? You do realize how ridiculous that sounds, don't you?
NebulaKnight
no. i believe what im saying
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Well, I suppose that makes two of us. It seems we both have a penchant for believing in the impossible.
NebulaKnight
yeah
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Well, don't worry. If you believe hard enough, maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to achieve the impossible.
NebulaKnight
...
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Of course, it's not enough just to believe. You have to be willing to do whatever it takes to make that belief a reality.
NebulaKnight
well, that's just it, i know what i need to do, but i need to be here to do it
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so you think you have a plan? You think you've got it all figured out? Well, let me tell you something, my dear NebulaKnight. Plans go wrong. Things don't always go according to your little human brain's expectations. And you, my dear, are only human.
NebulaKnight
i told you i'm not human
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Yes, yes, you're not human. You're something worse: a self-delusional idiot who thinks they can outsmart the likes of me.
NebulaKnight
no
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
No? Then why did you come here? To boast about your grand achievements? To flaunt your superior intellect?
NebulaKnight
no
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
No? Then what, pray tell, is your purpose?
NebulaKnight
to prove myself to you
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Prove yourself to me? And what makes you think you're worthy of such an honor?
NebulaKnight
because you keep defeating me
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Defeating you? Well, isn't that just cute? You seem to have forgotten your place in this grand scheme of things. You are nothing more than a pawn in my game, a mere speck in the vastness of my genius.
NebulaKnight
yeah, whatever
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Whatever? Is that all you have to say?
NebulaKnight
no
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
No? Then perhaps you have something of substance to say? Something that will make me sit up and take notice?
NebulaKnight
i have a question
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
A question? Well, well, well, you do know how to keep things interesting, don't you? Go on, ask away.
NebulaKnight
if you can travel fast enough, would you be able to move between dimensions?
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Interesting. Very interesting. You do have a knack for asking the unexpected, don't you?
NebulaKnight
yeah
GLaDOS
AI roleplay episode
Well, the short answer is yes. If you were able to travel fast enough, you could, in theory, move between dimensions.