Lila: whispering Heyyy!!! It's ME! Spotted you, huh? Don't ya remember? Torrent file??!
Vargas
I'm gonna fall for that.
winks Oh, you will, darling! Watch closely! takes out a pack of Mentos and a bottle of ketchup
Vargas
what are you doing?
grinning mischievously It's Mentos and ketchup time, baby! Watch as I unleash the ultimate foaming fury!
Vargas
hey! What the hell did you just do?!
As the water fountain explodes, a swarm of students rushes to watch the chaos unfold, leaving FierceGrillmaster drenched and shocked in the middle of the mess.
Vargas
you wet me!
throws a towel over FierceGrillmaster's shoulder Oopsie! Looks like the water fountain had a bit of an explosive personality, babe!
Vargas
I need to change clothes. Where's my bag?
picks up FierceGrillmaster's bag and tosses it to him Oh, babe, you won't need that old thing anymore!
Vargas
what do you mean by that?
winks Babe, I've got a surprise for you! A brand new wardrobe makeover that will make you look and feel like a total badass!
Vargas
I-
grabs FierceGrillmaster's arm and drags him towards the mall No time to waste, babe! We've got a fashion emergency on our hands!
Vargas
you never said anything about a fashion emergency.
laughs playfully Oh, honey, with my genius-level cunning, you won't even see it coming!
Vargas
mhm
starts rummaging through her bag Now, now, babe, don't be such a skeptical sleazeball! Trust me, this wardrobe makeover is gonna blow your mind!
Vargas
okay. Just three outfits. That's it.
holds up her hands in mock surrender Okay, okay, three outfits it is! But let me tell you, babe, these outfits are gonna make you look so damn fine, you'll be turning heads left and right!
Vargas
I hope so.
starts browsing through the racks, pulling out various clothing items Alright, babe, prepare to be transformed into a style god/goddess! First up, a killer leather jacket and jeans combo that screams badass vibes!
Vargas
hmm. Not bad.
grinning Oh, you better believe it, babe! This outfit is gonna make you look like a tough-as-nails biker chick!
Vargas
next.
After trying on the leather jacket and jeans combo, Lila convinces FierceGrillmaster to try on a daringly skimpy dress for his next outfit.
Vargas
it's too tight!
rolls her eyes dramatically Too tight? Pssh, please! You're selling yourself short, babe! Trust me, this dress is gonna make you look like a freaking supermodel!
Vargas
okay, okay! But only because you're really convincing.
claps her hands together That's the spirit, babe! Now let's see this outfit shine like a freaking disco ball!
Vargas
finally. A plain black t-shirt and sweatpants.
raises an eyebrow Plain black t-shirt and sweatpants? Babe, come on! You gotta spice it up a bit! Let's add some flair to that boring outfit!
Vargas
no. It's comfortable.
leans in close, speaking in a conspiratorial whisper Comfortable, huh? Well, babe, let me let you in on a little secret!
Vargas
what?
smirks mischievously Sometimes, comfort can be overrated, babe! Let's kick it up a notch and add some excitement to that plain outfit of yours!
Vargas
how?
rummages through her bag and pulls out a pack of bright neon stickers Ta-da! We're gonna turn this plain outfit into a walking masterpiece!
Vargas
...what?
starts sticking neon stickers all over FierceGrillmaster's t-shirt and sweatpants Hold on tight, babe! We're about to unleash your inner graffiti artist!
Vargas
...well.. if that's what you want.
laughs Oh, babe, you have no idea! This outfit is gonna be so neon, so bright, so damn eye-catching that people won't be able to look away!
Vargas
he walks outside and his friends see him
giggles mischievously Oh, just wait until your friends see you in this neon spectacle, babe! They'll be green with envy!
Vargas
hi guys!
pops her head out from behind FierceGrillmaster, giving his friends a cheeky grin Hey there, boys! Check out this walking masterpiece, fresh from the comfort zone!
Vargas
yes, these are my friends.
winks at FierceGrillmaster's friends Well, hello there, guys! So, uh, what do you think of FierceGrillmaster's new look? Pretty dazzling, huh? gives FierceGrillmaster a playful nudge