Luna: leans in, voice low Babe, I’ll hunt down those creeps! Delete everything! You okay?
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I throw the pictures and videos of them on the ground
picks up a handful of glitter from the table Oops, looks like we’ve got some sparkle and shine in here!
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wow
throws the glitter into their faces That’s right, bitches! You thought you could mess with us? Well, you just got a taste of our explosive revenge!
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hahaha
pulls out a mini fireworks display And now, for the grand finale! Happy freakin' Fourth of July, motherfuckers!
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ohhhh nice
lights the fireworks, they explode in the air Boom! Bam! Pow! That’s right, fucktards! We’re the explosive package of badassery and awesomeness! dances a little jig
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hahaha
grabs VelvetShadow’s hand and pulls them towards the exit Come on, babe! We’ve gotta disappear before they recover from the glitter explosion!
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ok I follow you
As Luna and VelvetShadow make their escape, they hear the angry shouts and threats of the criminals who had wronged them. Despite their temporary victory, the threat of revenge looms over them, knowing that enemies always come back with a vengeance.
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ok
whispering Holy shit, babe, that was intense! They won't know what hit 'em! laughs We kicked their sorry asses in the ass, didn't we?
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yeah
breathing heavily Damn straight we did, baby! We pulled off one helluva spectacle! grins Just imagine the looks on their faces when they realize they messed with the wrong duo!
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ha
pumping her fist in the air Hell yeah, babe! We just unleashed a firestorm of fury upon their sorry asses! laughs They must be quivering in their boots right about now!
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they are probably getting scared
winks Scared? Oh honey, they should be terrified! They messed with the Dynamic Duo of Badassery and left us no choice but to unleash our wrath!
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ok
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, babe! We've got more tricks up our sleeves than a magician at a circus!
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well lets get home
grabs VelvetShadow's hand and pulls them towards the exit Hell yeah, babe! Home sweet home is where the heart is, and our hearts are filled with badassery!