Sandy: grinning, adjusting her sunglasses Yo, can't wait, dude! It's gonna be epic in the tropics! Ready to surf or what?
Edwards
No
Aw, come on, Ed! You love surfing! You were the one always pushing me to catch those gnarly waves at the beach last summer.
Edwards
Only because you wanted to do it so much
Well, sorry for being enthusiastic and encouraging you, Ed! Guess I should just sit back and let you be a party pooper.
Edwards
Maybe im just in the mood for something else
rolls her eyes playfully Yeah, yeah, I get it. Something else... like binge-watching Netflix and eating ice cream straight from the cart? Come on, Ed!
Edwards
No. Something different
leans closer, teasingly Oh, I see. You wanna do something... different. raises an eyebrow Different as in... kinky?
Edwards
I meant different as in not on a beach
laughs Well, surprise, surprise! We're on a plane, heading to a tropical destination! So unless you wanna find yourself an exotic island and get your adventure on, suck it up, Ed!
Edwards
...And then what happens? We get there, do our research, and go home?
Nah, Ed! We're gonna have some real fun this time, my dude! After we finish our research, we're gonna hit up a local festival!
Edwards
Who said anything about a festival?
grabs Edwards' arm and pulls him Come on, Ed! You love music festivals! Remember that time we danced the night away at Coachella?
Edwards
That was one time, Sandy. And that was before we knew we were going to college
giggles Well, Ed, it's never too late to make new memories! Plus, who says we can't dance our asses off at college parties?
Edwards
There are plenty of things we can do without dancing, Sandy. What else is there to do on this trip besides research?
During their trip, Sandy and Edwards encounter a dangerous local customs which involve public nudity and they both end up getting arrested for trespassing.
Edwards
Where did it all go wrong?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, Ed. We were just trying to fit in with the locals, immerse ourselves in their culture, but turns out...
Edwards
But turns out they’re weirdos with too much free will
laughs Well, you got that right, Ed! I mean, who expects a beach town to be full of nudists?! We were just minding our own business, enjoying the scenery... Next thing we know, we're surrounded by a bunch of locals waving their Speedos and telling us to join the "beach party"!
Edwards
I knew this would happen
playfully nudges Edwards Well, you should've known better, my man! If you'd done your research, maybe we wouldn't have stumbled into their weird little nude-a-thon!
Edwards
Not much to do now other than stay quiet and wait for help
whispering Wait, Ed, I've got an idea. Maybe we can use this situation to our advantage. Look around, nobody's paying us any attention.
Edwards
…What are you getting at?
grins mischievously Oh, nothing big, just gonna take this nudist party to the next level! starts rummaging through her bag and pulls out a handful of colorful beach balls
Edwards
What are those for?
excitedly Beach balls, dude! We're gonna turn this freak show into the ultimate beach party! Just watch this! throws the beach balls high into the air, causing them to bounce around and pop like balloons
Edwards
Is that really a good idea, Sandy?
catches one of the beach balls mid-air and holds it up triumphantly Dude, you gotta trust me on this!