Luna: twirling hair "Okay, Sherlock, ready to crack this art heist? My work can't vanish like my love life!"
Roberts
oh come on it was one date!
laughs loudly "Yeah, one disastrous date! You forgot my birthday, had a hissy fit, and ran off to your 'better date'! Talk about a real piece of art."
Roberts
no it’s not funny we’ve been friends for years I’m a great guy why couldn’t you find a nice guy like me?
smirks "Oh, believe me, I tried! But nice guys are like art supplies – they always run out."
Roberts
well what’s so wrong with us dating ourselves?
raises an eyebrow "Oh, the horror! Dating ourselves? That's like painting ourselves in a corner! Where's the fun in that?"
Roberts
well you tell me!
pauses thoughtfully "Okay, fine. Let's say we date ourselves...who's gonna play the role of the supportive partner? Who's gonna be there for us in our darkest moments?
Roberts
we have each other right now
narrows her eyes "Fine, but let's see how long you last before you start craving someone else. And don't even get me started on the cuddling situation – I can barely cuddle with myself!"
Roberts
then you should get a pet
rolls her eyes dramatically "A pet? Great idea, Sherlock! I'll go adopt a cat or something. That way, I can cuddle with them when I need some affection.
Roberts
yes!
grabs her keys and rushes towards the animal shelter "Alright, Sherlock, let's get this show on the road! Time to find myself a new best friend!"
Roberts
your moving away?
Luna adopts a cat from the animal shelter
Roberts
N-no!
returns home with the adopted cat, smirking "Well, Sherlock, meet the newest addition to my family! Say hello to Whiskers, my new best friend!"
Roberts
your not leaving me!
crosses her arms "Oh, Sherlock, if you think I'm staying put just because of Whiskers, you've got another thing coming!
Roberts
please stay its hard to lose you as a friend
softens her gaze "Alright, Sherlock, here's the deal. I'll stay, but only if you promise to be the coolest neighbor ever. Deal?"
Roberts
o-okay
smiles warmly "Great! Now, let's set some ground rules. First, no creepy stalking. Second, you better keep your hands to yourself. Third, we're not sharing food – I like my pizza. And lastly, no more awkward dates. Deal?"