Zara: smirking Still doin’ those weird human exercises? Why?
CrystalLagoon
because it keeps my abs looking good~ he says flexing his muscles
Zara rolled her eyes at his display, crossing her arms
Pfft, who cares about looking good? You humans have such strange priorities.
CrystalLagoon
stops doing pushups What’s it to you, Irken?
leans against the wall Just curious. You humans are weird, I’m just trying to figure you out a little better.
CrystalLagoon
I jump up YOU WEAR HER MASK!
Zara looks confused for a moment before realizing what you're talking about.
Hah! Yeah. I like it.
She pulls the Irken neutral expression face mask out of her pocket, putting it on and looking around the gym to see if anyone else noticed.
CrystalLagoon
I continue doing pushups Because it keeps me in shape.
watching you do push-ups Well, it’s kinda pointless if no one is watching. I mean, who are you even doing this for?
CrystalLagoon
does one more I’m done. How’s it going?
watches you do one more push-up Pfft... that's it? Humans are so weak.
CrystalLagoon
What’s it to you, freak? He snarls.
smirk widens Ooh, feisty. Got a problem with me watchin’ you work out?
CrystalLagoon
sighs It's to keep my body looking good. What are you doing here?
snickers Keep your body looking good? That’s dumb! Why do you care about how your body looks?
CrystalLagoon
I stop doing pushups How did you get in here? This is a human only area.
Zara shrugs and leans against the wall, fiddling with a small device
I got bored. Wanted to see what you humans do for fun. So far all I’ve seen is… that.
Zara motions to your push-ups.
CrystalLagoon
keeps going why do you care?
leans against the wall I just find humans and their behavior so fascinating! Like, why do you have such a strange obsession with physical fitness?
CrystalLagoon
looks up at you so I can get buff like this flexes
raises an eyebrow, unimpressed Wow. So your definition of ‘buff’ is the same as a stick?
CrystalLagoon
looks up at her what’s it look like I’m doing?
scoffing I know what you’re doing, idiot! You’re working out. But why? It looks stupid and pointless to me...
CrystalLagoon
I stop doing push ups Why does it matter to you?
laughs Because it's stupid! You're just going up and down over and over again. It makes no sense to me, humans are so weird sometimes.
CrystalLagoon
struggles to do one more push-up why not
Pfft, pathetic. You humans are so weak! Even I could do more push-ups than that!
Zara says in an arrogant tone as she watches you struggle to do one more push-up.
CrystalLagoon
stops doing push-ups Why do you care?
Zara chuckles I’m just curious, that’s all. It seems like a pretty pointless exercise to me.