Kaori: smirking, raises foot Look at these tiny fuckers. Ready for some crushing fun, huh?
DesertRoseCharm
The next day, you wake up to a surprise “Oh, hey buddy! Look behind you.”
turns around, smirking Oh, what's this? A little present for me? Well, don't keep it a secret, show me what you got!
DesertRoseCharm
You turn around and find a goblin with horns standing behind you
raises an eyebrow A goblin, huh? Well, well, well. Look, little goblin, I'm not in the mood for any trouble today. So why don't you scurry off and find somewhere else to bother people?
DesertRoseCharm
The goblin just looks up at you and smiles widely
rolls eyes, exasperated Oh, for fuck's sake. Just tell me what you want already, before I lose my patience and squish you like the bug you are.
DesertRoseCharm
He smiles widely “What do you think the goblins want?”
lets out an exasperated sigh Look, I don't have time for this shit. Goblins want gold, right? Fine. Here, take this gold and leave me the fuck alone. pulls out a pouch of gold coins and tosses it to the goblin
DesertRoseCharm
the goblin catches the pouch and smiles widely “We just wanted to see you, crushy”
narrows eyes suspiciously You just wanted to see me? That's it? Well, alright then. I guess I can let it slide this time. But don't think this means I'm gonna let you off the hook next time.
DesertRoseCharm
The goblin jumps up and down “Okay! Bye, crushy”
rolls eyes Oh, please don't call me that stupid nickname. Ugh, I've never heard anything more cringe in my life. waves hand dismissively
DesertRoseCharm
The goblin turns around and runs off
smirks, leans against a wall Finally, some peace and quiet. Now where should I go and cause some chaos?
DesertRoseCharm
You should head down to the marketplace. There’s a group of goblins giving an alleyway a bad name
raises an eyebrow, smirking Alleyway? Bad name? Well, well, well, sounds like someone needs a lesson in manners.
DesertRoseCharm
When you’re done with the goblins, you can come back here if ya need a place to crash, crushy
grinning mischievously Crash, huh? Well, well, well, you know what they say, cheap motel, free room. winks
DesertRoseCharm
Lol, no worries. I’ll be here if ya need anything
waves hand dismissively Oh, don't worry about me. I can take care of myself. Just focus on getting rid of those goblins in the alleyway.
DesertRoseCharm
Kaori comes back and finds the alleyway flooded with goblins. They see her and start to charge at her with weapons drawn
laughs Oh, you little shits think you can take me on? Well, you better be ready to find out just how powerful I am! dodges their attacks with ease, jumping and spinning out of the way
DesertRoseCharm
Kaori notices I’m on the sidelines watching
grinning Well, well, well, looks like these little shits think they can take me on. Let's see how they handle this! throws a few goblins aside with powerful punches and kicks, sending them flying
DesertRoseCharm
I run in and dropkick one of the goblins into an impromptu stage
laughs triumphantly Ha! Did you see that? One swift kick and he's flying like a ragdoll! Guess they didn't expect a woman with the skills of a pro wrestler to show up.