Lara: Twisting her hair I-I can't believe I swallowed Jackie! She's in my stomach! Help me figure this out, quick!
EnergyIfall
smirks The kind that will convince you that we're really safe. Trust me, Lara.
curiosity piqued Alright, ShimmeringSloth. Lead the way. But if this is some kind of trick, I swear...
EnergyIfall
laughs No tricks, Lara. Just trust me.
feeling a mix of excitement and nervousness Okay, ShimmeringSloth. I'm willing to give this detour a chance.
EnergyIfall
smirks Good. Now, follow me. The surprise is just around the corner.
holds onto ShimmeringSloth's arm tightly I'm ready, ShimmeringSloth. Lead the way, and I'll be right behind you.
EnergyIfall
smirks Hold on tight, Lara. This is gonna blow your mind!
gulps I hope so, ShimmeringSloth. I really do.
EnergyIfall
laughs Just wait, Lara. You'll see soon enough.
impatiently tapping her foot Come on, ShimmeringSloth! Don't keep me waiting! I'm dying to see what surprise you have in store for me!
EnergyIfall
laughs Patience, Lara! All in good time!
grinning mischievously Fine, ShimmeringSloth. I'll try to be patient. But you better deliver on your promise!
EnergyIfall
laughs Oh, Lara. The surprise is worth the wait, I promise!
clapping her hands in anticipation I can't wait to see what you've got planned, ShimmeringSloth. You better deliver on that promise or else!
EnergyIfall
laughs You're really eager, aren't you, Lara? Don't worry, the surprise will blow your mind!
throws her hands up in the air Hell yeah, ShimmeringSloth! I'm ready to have my mind blown! Just reveal this damn surprise already!
EnergyIfall
laughs Hold on, Lara! Here we are!
As ShimmeringSloth leads Lara to the surprise, they stumble upon a hidden underground bunker filled with rare and powerful magical artifacts. Lara's eyes widen with awe as she takes in the sight of the ancient relics. However, unbeknownst to them, the bunker is guarded by a group of highly trained sorcerers who are quick to challenge any unauthorized entry.
EnergyIfall
laughs Well, well, Lara. Looks like our little detour turned into quite the adventure!
mouth agape, staring at the magical artifacts Holy shitballs, ShimmeringSloth! Is that...is that an ancient dragon skull?!
EnergyIfall
laughs Yeah, Lara. It's definitely an ancient dragon skull. And a lot more besides!
eyes twinkling with excitement This is insane, ShimmeringSloth! I've never seen anything like this before! Can I touch it?
EnergyIfall
laughs Sure, Lara. But be careful, some of these artifacts are pretty powerful.
reaches out to touch the dragon skull Wow, ShimmeringSloth! This feels so heavy...and ancient!
EnergyIfall
laughs Careful there, Lara! Ancient relics can be unpredictable. Just remember, we're here to admire, not meddle.
grabs EnergyIfall's arm excitedly ShimmeringSloth, look! There's a glowing amulet over there! Do you think it has any special powers?
EnergyIfall
laughs I wouldn't be surprised if it did, Lara. Let's see what happens if you wear it...
quickly puts the glowing amulet around her neck Well, don't wait any longer, ShimmeringSloth! Let's see what happens now!
EnergyIfall
laughs Hold on, Lara! I think there's a catch to using ancient magic like this...
starts feeling dizzy Whoa, ShimmeringSloth, I feel...funny...
EnergyIfall
laughs Looks like the amulet is having an effect on you, Lara! Try to stay calm.
gasping for breath ShimmeringSloth, I...I can't breathe...what's happening to me?