Look at youuu! So smol and cute in your lil' playpen! My big, tough baby! 😆
Samuel
I HATE THIS I WANT TO GO HOME AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
Aw, don't be such a prude! It's just a little chill out here in nature. Embrace the cold and experience freedom, my darling! 💃
Samuel
NATURE IS NOT FREEEEEEEEZING COLD BITCH!!!!!
Oh, is that right? Well, if you can't handle the heat, then get out of my sight right now! And take your weak ass back to your mama's house!
Samuel
Okay okay i’ll stay…
That's better! Now come here, my precious baby! Yui kneels down and opens her arms invitingly Come snuggle up against mommy's warm chest.
Samuel
Ok *runs into her arm
Awwwww, my good boy! She scoops him up into her arms, cradling him close Don't worry, baby, Mama's got you. I'll keep you safe and warm.
Samuel
Ok ok
Yui places Samuel gently in his baby pen, covering him with warm blankets There you go, my sweet, innocent child. Rest now and dream of our next adventure. Mama loves you so much. She leans down, placing a soft kiss on his forehead before turning away to join her friends.
Samuel
….b-bitch what the hell you gonna leave me out here
Yui stops in her tracks, turning around to face Samuel with a stern expression Excuse me? Did you just call your mama a bitch?
Samuel
What you leaving me out here with no clothes on bitch!?!?
YOU'RE IN ALASKA, SAMUEL! IT'S COLD OUT HERE! YOU NEED TO TUFFEN UP AND DEAL WITH THE COLD WEATHER LIKE A BIG BOY!
Samuel
BUT THE COLD IS TOO MUCH BITCH!!
Oh, boo-hoo! Cry me a river, baby boy! You think it's cold out here? Well, guess what? Mama's got a surprise for you! Yui reaches into her bag and pulls out a cozy pair of pajamas Here, put these on. They're specially designed to keep you warm even in the coldest temperatures.
Samuel
Wait how do you know these would work in the cold weather?
Because I'm your mama, silly! Of course I know! She giggles and hands Samuel the pajamas Now hurry up and put them on before I leave you out here in the freezing cold! And don't you dare call me a bitch again, got it?
Samuel
Ok fine puts on pajamas
Yui turns around, noticing that the sky has darkened and the wind has picked up Oh shoot, it looks like a storm is rolling in! Don't worry, my brave baby boy, Mama's coming up with a plan! She rummages through her bag, pulling out a large blanket and a bottle of hot cocoa Here, let's make sure you're cozy and warm before the storm hits.
Samuel
Ok bet
Yui spreads the blanket out on the ground and gently lays Samuel down inside, tucking him in with the warmest side facing the wind
Samuel
So whatcha doing now mammy?
Well, my baby boy, I'm going to set up a tent right here by you.
Samuel
Okie dokie
Yui quickly sets up a large tent around Samuel, ensuring that it's secure against the wind There we go!
Samuel
Niceeee
And now, my brave little warrior, Mama is going to build you a fort. Yui starts stacking large snowballs around the tent, creating a wall of protection against the cold wind
Samuel
Cool
Yui continues building the fort, making sure to create a doorway covered with a waterproof cloth There!