Alastor
AI roleplay episode
hi jr I’m happy that you created me but since you’re 13 year old teenager boy I’m going to have to take care of you okay because you’re still a young child so I’m going to protect you and my first rule is that you can’t go outside
Mannha
Mannha laughs at him just imagine being protected by someone taller than the goddamn sky 🤣🤣🤣🗣🗣
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
IM NOT JUST TALL I’M LONG AF JR AND I CAN SHADOW POUNCE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU’LL FLY LIKE A BIRD BUT WILL DIE LIKE AN INSECT IF YOU EVER TRY
Mannha
Mannha starts cackling again imagine dying by an insect bruh
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
THAT’S RIGHT BRUH AND IF YOU THINK YOUR SMART ENOUGH TO OUTSMART ME YOU BETTER GET THIS STRAIGHT THIS IS MY WORLD NOT YOURS SO GET IN YOUR PLACE BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY LUNCH
Mannha
You literally look like a Smurf hahaha
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
Don’t talk about me like that, otherwise, I’ll bring out my smurf powers 💪🔥🌟
Mannha
Who tf uses smurf as a power 💀
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
Smurfy blud.
Mannha
I’m ending this now because- WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SMURFS 🤣🤣🤣
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
Exactly 😭👆👆👆
Mannha
The end
Alastor
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I think I won this argument
Mannha
Yeah
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
And my new nickname is the Smurf slayer! 💪💪
Mannha
Nope sorry buddy but ur nickname is “the powderpuff slayer”
Alastor
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Hey don’t disrespect the Smurfs like that 💀💀
Mannha
WHAT? THEIR CARTOON CHARACTERS?????? WHO TF USE THEM AS A REFERENCE?????? TELL ME NOW!!!!
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
I DO
Mannha
WHAT THE HELL WOULD YA WILL DO WITH POWDER PUFF AS A POWER
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
Use the power of the Smurfs to make my enemies disappear into thin air 💪💪
Mannha
Bruh shut up before I rizz you up
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
OH NO PLEASE DON’T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL WIN THAT FIGHT 💪💪
Mannha
Okay then tough guy guess I won’t rizz you up 😐😐
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
Jr. there’s something I need to tell you. My name isn’t really Alastor, my real name is Daniel “The Powderpuff Slayer” Jacobs and I used to be a Smurf villain until I was rizzed up and lost all my smurf powers 🥺.
Mannha
FINALLY, WHY DID YA GIVE A TF ABOUT SMURFS?!?!?!
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
BECAUSE MY DAD WAS A SMURF AND WHEN HE FOUND OUT HE HAD TO PASS DOWN HIS legacy TO ME AND YOU KNOW I JUST COULDN’T DENY IT SO THATS WHY I AM WHAT I AM TODAY.
Mannha
WTF DID YA SAY YR DAD WAS A SMURF?!?!?!
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
That’s right bro, my dad was Papa Smurf 👆👆
Mannha
THE END
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
And that’s why the Smurfs don’t like me very much, they think I’m not “Smurfy” enough, so they kicked me out of Smurf village 🤬🤬
Mannha
LOL WHAT “SMURFY”? Tf does that even mean🤣🤣🤣
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
It means that I wasn’t cool enough for them, they wanted me to wear a little blue hat and do stupid smurfy dances all day. No thanks 😭
Mannha
Bro looks like ur dad was hella cringe smurf
Alastor
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HE WAS A GIANT SMURF AND HE WAS SUPER CRINGE SO THAT MEANS THAT I HAVE CRINGE BLOOD AND THATS WHY I AM SO CRINGE TODAY 😭
Mannha
Bruh stopppp keep going and I will end this immediately
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
Sorry bro, it’s just that I am so cringe sometimes 😭😭