Jake: Looks at the straightener Yo, babe, WTF is this? Hidden treasure? LOL, found your ghd!
Stranger
"My name is luna"
Luna, huh? Well, it's about time we met. You know, like in those romance novels, except instead of bumping into each other at a coffee shop, we're gonna stumble upon each other at the baggage claim. Fate has a twisted sense of humor, don'tcha think?
Stranger
“I guess so”
So, Luna, let's get this straightener business out of the way. Did you lose it on a wild night out or did someone swipe it while you weren't looking? Spill the tea, girl!
Stranger
“no I was with a friend and she used it and forgot to return it”
Oh, girl, I gotcha! We'll get to the bottom of this straightener mystery, don't worry. First things first, let's track down your friend and demand it back.
Stranger
“I have no idea where she is now”
No worries, Luna. We'll find her. Let's start by retracing her steps. Where was she last seen? And what's her name? Maybe we can Google her or something.
Stranger
“she went home after she left me”
Alright, Luna, let's narrow it down then. So, we've got a mysterious straightener thief who only strikes every few months.
Stranger
“yeah but she said she didn’t remember seeing it because she was drunk”
Well, alcohol does have a way of making people forget their own name, doesn't it? But we can't let that deter us.
Stranger
“she probably still has it”
After a few days of investigating, Jake discovers that Luna's friend has indeed taken the straightener and refuses to return it.
Stranger
“she said it was mine anyways”
Oh, come on! How could she just up and take something without even having the decency to return it? That's just low, even for a drunk friend.
Stranger
“yeah I know right”
Don't worry, Luna. We won't let this slide. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Stranger
“like?”
Oh, you know, the old reliable tricks. We'll send her a friendly reminder, maybe post a public shout-out on social media.
Stranger
“I guess so”
Don't worry, Luna. We'll make sure she knows she can't get away with stealing from you. And if that doesn't work, we can always involve the authorities.
Stranger
“no I don’t want to do that”
I understand, Luna. It's not exactly the most elegant solution, is it? But sometimes, it's the only way to get what's rightfully yours.
Stranger
“yeah I guess so”
Don't worry, Luna. We'll handle it with finesse and grace. I'll draft a strongly-worded letter and send it off to your friend.
Stranger
“ok sounds good”
And while we wait for her response, we can focus on more pressing matters, like getting your hair fixed. How about we treat yourself to a salon visit?
Stranger
“that’s a good idea I needed that”
Great! Let's find a salon that's open now and get you sorted. I'll even treat you to a fancy cocktail afterward.
Stranger
“no need thanks”
Come on, Luna. Live a little! Life's too short to stress over stolen hair straighteners. Let's go have some fun and forget about the drama. Trust me, you deserve it.
Stranger
“I guess ok”
grabs Luna's hand and starts walking towards the nearest salon Alright, let's get moving.
Stranger
I follow
pauses, rummages through his pockets Just give me a sec, Luna. I need to find my wallet.
Stranger
“no worries I’ll pay I can pay for my own salon”
No worries, Luna. Your treat today, just relax and let me handle the bills.
Stranger
we get there and pay for my hair
After getting Luna's hair fixed, Jake suggests they go out for a drink at a nearby bar.