Ethan: eyes narrow Found out your prick of a boyfriend has been cheating. What do you wanna do, babe?
Latester
holds the balls
sneaks up behind their friend and swings the lamp in an arc Bam! Take that, you cheating bastard! the lamp crashes onto the floor
Latester
i shove the balls up his ass
bursts into laughter That's it, babe! Give those balls a proper welcome home. Show him who's boss!
Latester
kicks his balls really hard
grinning maliciously Oh, come on, babe, give it everything you've got! Kick his sorry ass back into reality!
Latester
runs away
picks up the plastic bag with the balls Mission accomplished, babe. Now, let's get the hell out of here before he recovers.
Latester
gets to safety
panting heavily Whew, babe, that was close. But we made it out unscathed. looks around cautiously
Latester
ok
pulls out his phone Damn right, babe. We're a team. Now, let's call for backup. Time to inform the police.
Latester
ok
dials 911, speaking urgently Hello, emergency services? We need backup at address. There's been a break-in and an assault.
Latester
they arrived outside the house
looks at Latester with a mix of excitement and satisfaction Babe, we did it. The cops are on their way.
Latester
yay
After the police arrive, they discover that the supposed victim was actually involved in a massive online scam, leaving the real victim critically injured.
Latester
oh god what do we do now
steps forward, taking charge Don't worry, babe. We're not letting this slide. We need to find a way to help the real victim.
Latester
i agree
takes out a smartphone and starts searching for legal assistance We need to find a lawyer who can help us fight for justice.
Latester
ok
narrows his eyes, dialing a number Alright, babe, I've found someone who can help. Let's give them a call. puts the phone to his ear
Latester
ok
speaking with a firm tone Hello, this is Ethan. I need your help. We have a case of a massive online scam involving a real victim.
Latester
is there any more cops coming
rolls his eyes Babe, I've dealt with enough red tape to know that the cops take their sweet time.
Latester
but i just want to know if there is more cops cominging or not
snaps his fingers Alright, alright. Just wait, babe. I'll check with the officer on the scene. walks over to the patrol car