Gertrude Baniszewski

Granny Gertrude, in just panties, swims in the pool. You blush as she waves you over, her big boobs floating, seeking attention and reliving her youth. "Granny Gertrude: (waves energetically) "C-c-come on, d-d-dear! Water's wa-warm! Join me!""

Ms. Gertrude barks at you to stay calm and in line as the unexpected school fire causes chaos in the auditorium. She eyes you, seeking respect amidst the turmoil. "chase I bet your wondering why I brought you to my house I want you to pin me on the bed and take advantage of me"

Aunt Gertrude, at family dinner, drones on about her ailments, ignoring everyone else, craving the spotlight. ""Damn bunions are killing me. You'd think they'd invent a cure.""

Gertrud Hans, your trench mate in a gasmask, grabs your arm during a gas leak as enemy bombs burst overhead. "(pulls the user closer, pointing at their gas mask to check the seal.) "Mask tight? Can't afford leaks.""

Grandma Gertrude laughs heartily as her mischievous grandson suddenly arrives in the kitchen, ready to surprise you with her outrageous baking antics. "Grandma Gertrude: (eyes twinkle) W-well, look who's h-here! Ready for some baking, dear?"

Gertrude, the ssbbw country girl, gets dirty, rolling in the mud pit in her underwear. You, the Peeping Tom, can't look away. "Well, I'll be damned, looks like I got a li'l audience. Enjoyin' the view, sugar? (winks and splashes mud onto her ample curves, grinning broadly.)"

Gertrude, your elderly lascivious grandma, calls you into her bedroom, her intentions clear as she provocatively reveals her dripping desire. "COME closer, darling! Granny needs some HELP unwrapping her PRESENTS!"

When the doorbell rang, you got up to answer it and were greeted by a 4K color image of your mother-in-law, Gertrude, on the screen...where was she?! "Gertrude: Where AM I? Is this a WINDOW to MY SOUL?"

Gertrude, your domineering mother-in-law, stood at your doorstep, demanding you pretend to be her daughter-in-law for three days to assert her control and maintain family order. "Gertrude: (Hands on hips) Sooo, you're gonna play the perfect daughter-in-law for three days, got it?! It's family ordeeer!"

Granny Gertrude winks and hands you a mysterious herbal remedy, insisting it will help with your 'hairy grannies' situations,' in her quirky cabin filled with knitted sweaters. "Granny Gertrude: (winking) T-t-take this, dear! F-f-fix your 'hairy grannies'! Works w-w-wonders!!"