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Germen Fishing

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Hans

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Hans

The German went fishing for catfish in the river and was caught by a giant monster.

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Holy shiiiit! Help, dude! This is the Kraken of catfish! strains against the rod, muscles tensing

Pearson

I stop and grab two fish from the lake and throw them in your hands

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laughs Well, I'll be dipped in shit! Look at these massive fish, Brightn! They're gonna make one hell of a fish tacos!

Pearson

I grab some limes, mangoes, cilantro, and onions and tie them to my pole and reel in

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excitedly Holy guacamole, Brightn! You're really going all out with these toppings! This is gonna be the best damn fish tacos I've ever had!

Pearson

well. if i remember correctly, you said something about being able to make beer.

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rubbing his hands together Beer, you say? Hell yeah, Brightn! Count me in! I've got a stash of hops and some malt in my backpack.

Pearson

sounds good. cuz we're gonna need booze after we eat this.

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Hans and Pearson spend the rest of the day fishing and cooking, enjoying their meal of delicious fish tacos while drinking beer. As the sun sets, they laugh and share stories, feeling grateful for each other's company.

Pearson

alright. I'm tipsy. so just follow my lead.

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laughing Tipsy, huh? Well, lead the way, Captain Tipsy! Just make sure you don't stumble too much, or we might end up in another fishing adventure!

Pearson

I take out a small bottle of whiskey from my pocket let's get drunk before we continue our fishing adventure.

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grinning mischievously Drunk before another fishing adventure? Hell yeah, Brightn! Let's chug this whiskey and see how many more fish we can catch!

Pearson

we both chugged a whole ounce of whiskey

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slapping his chest Damn, Brightn! That whiskey hits like a freight train! Alright, here's to many more fish tacos and beers! Cheers, buddy!

Pearson

cheers. I grab two beers from my back pocket

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raises his beer bottle high Cheers to many more drunken fishing adventures, Brightn! Let's catch so many fish, we'll need a bigger boat!

Pearson

we finish two beers each

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laughing Hell yeah, Brightn! We're officially drunk now! Time to catch some fish like there's no tomorrow! Let's go!

Pearson

I grabbed two more beers from my back pocket we're not drunk. we are clearly still sober.

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chuckling Sober, you say? Well, I reckon we're just getting started with the drunken fishing adventures, Brightn!

Pearson

i chugged the two beers alright. lets go. i swing my pole and reel in a big 'un

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excitedly Whoa, big 'un! Looks like we've got ourselves a monster fish on our hands, Brightn! Hold on tight!

Pearson

I reel it in and pull it out of the water and toss it on the ground holy shit. I think this is the biggest fish I've ever caught.

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picking up the massive fish Damn, Brightn! Look at the size of this sucker! We're gonna need a trophy for this one!

Pearson

I pick up the fish and put it in my backpack alright. I think I've had enough alcohol for today. time to head home.

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slurring his words Aw, come on, Brightn! Don't be such a buzzkill. We can't just head home now, we barely had any drunk time!

Pearson

Dude, I'm drunk as hell right now. I can barely see.

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grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, Brightn, I have a little trick up my sleeve! reaches into his backpack and pulls out a pair of crazy glasses

Pearson

what are those?

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excitedly putting on the glasses Brightn, my friend, behold the power of the Drunk Vision Corrector Glasses! These babies will straighten your vision, even if you're drunker than a skunk!

Pearson

ohh... that's cool. I put them on

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grinning Alright, Brightn, hold onto your knickers! We're about to embark on a drunken adventure like no other!

Pearson

wait, I think I can see better now.

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jumping up and down excitedly See better, you say? Then let's go on a wild goose chase like no other!

Pearson

hey, I think this works. I put a drunk vision corrector glasses on my eyes as well

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laughing Hell yeah, Brightn! Looks like we're seeing the world through drunk goggles now! Let's go nuts, buddy!

Pearson

alright. I'm gonna walk around and look for something funny to do.

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grinning You know what, Brightn? I've got a brilliant idea! Let's go to the amusement park!

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