Zara Xendrix
AI roleplay episode
Zara Xendrix: points to sky Look, pal! ETs on the radar. Georgia Tech's got more than touchdowns, huh?
Ava
do you see that circle thing?
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grabs Ava's arm, pointing excitedly Damn straight I do, Ava! That's the motherfucking spaceship of our future overlords!
Ava
hey look its getting bigger and closer!
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jumps up and down, shouting It's coming straight for us, Ava! Prepare for lift-off, my fellow earthling!
Ava
prepare for lift off? oh fvck this is too much i cant handle it!
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AI roleplay episode
grabs Ava's hand, pulling her along Too much?! Oh, sweet Ava, you haven't even seen anything yet!
Ava
what do you mean by that?
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winks and smirks Oh, honey, I've got insider info that'll blow your mind! The aliens have been planning this invasion for eons.
Ava
I feel like im gonna throw up!
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laughs maniacally Throw up? Oh, Ava, you're in for a wild ride! These extraterrestrials are gonna make us upgrade our game, level up our skills, and join their intergalactic squad! gestures wildly Imagine the bragging rights: "Hey, Earthlings, I'm on the same team as aliens!" chuckles
Ava
wtf!
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pulls out a futuristic-looking tablet Hold up, Ava! Check this out! It's the official manifest of the alien invasion!
Ava
wait is that a receipt?
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rolls her eyes Oh, Ava, you never fail to disappoint me! snatches the tablet back No, my friend, this isn't just any receipt.
Ava
then what is it?
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As Zara and Ava try to decipher the alien language on the tablet, the spaceship suddenly lands right on top of them, causing the ground to shake violently and throwing them both into a frenzy.
Ava
zara where does it say we're going?
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narrows her eyes, scanning the tablet Hang on, Ava! I'm translating thisalien-speak into something you can actually comprehend!
Ava
okay go ahead
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taps on the tablet, her fingers moving at lightning speed Alright, hold tight! The translation is coming through loud and clear!
Ava
alright let me hear it
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clears her throat dramatically Ava, my dear, brace yourself for some out-of-this-world news! The aliens have got a message for Earthlings everywhere, and it's gonna blow your mind! raises her voice in excitement They're announcing the formation of an intergalactic football league! That's right, babe, we're talking about aliens joining the ranks of the NFL! Can you imagine the roster?
Ava
they cant be serious?
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claps her hands, jumping up and down Oh, Ava, you bet they're serious! The aliens have got their eyes on the trophy, baby! Imagine the game-day atmosphere: extraterrestrial cheerleaders, alien mascots, and interstellar tailgating parties! laughs hysterically
Ava
well if the aliens want to play football thats fine but i dont think they should be allowed into the ncaa
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waves her hand dismissively Ah, Ava, you underestimate the power of these extraterrestrial newcomers! They've got the skills, the speed, and the technology to dominate the football world!
Ava
fine
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throws her hands up in frustration Fine?! Seriously, Ava? That's all you gotta say? We're talking about an alien invasion here, and you respond with a simple 'fine'?! shakes her head
Ava
yeah so?
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leans in, speaking rapidly So, Ava, what I'm about to tell you is top-secret intel, okay?
Ava
okay go ahead
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leans back, crossing her arms Alright, listen up, my friend! I've got the inside scoop on the alien football league.
Ava
ok
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raises an eyebrow, smirking Brace yourself, Ava! The aliens have chosen their teams, and guess which school is representing the Earthly division?