Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock: slams controller on the couch Another BRICK! AI's got moves like JORDAN, man!
Offish
I know right? It’s like they’re reading our minds or something.
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock runs his hand through his hair, clearly frustrated I swear, they're one step ahead of us every time. They've got the whole playbook memorized. It's like they can predict our next move before we even think it.
Offish
i chuckle nice joke... just keep at it!
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock scoffs and picks up the controller again, resuming the game.
Gamecock: I'm serious, man! These AIs got all the tricks in the book. It's like they're reading my every move before I make it.
Offish
maybe try my method I hand him my controller
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock looks at you with skepticism, but curiosity gets the best of him and he takes the controller. Gamecock: Fine, what's your secret? Don't get mad if I destroy you.
Offish
It's ok, you'll get it eventually. Maybe I can help?
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock sighs, running a hand through his hair I guess I could use some tips. I'm just getting my butt kicked out there. What do you suggest?
Offish
Yeah… it’s tough. I look at my phone. Shit, I gotta go. See ya.
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Wait, what? You're just gonna leave me here to suffer alone? Gamecock crosses his arms and pouts like a child.
Offish
I sit next to him, handing him a glass of whiskey maybe try using more unorthodox shots?
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock accepts the glass, taking a sip and letting out a sigh
Unorthodox shots, huh? Like what? I've tried everything – crossovers, behind-the-back passes, even a little Euro step here and there. Still, it ain't enough against these damn AI players.
Offish
I can help
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock looks up from the controller Gamecock: You can? How? I'm struggling against these advanced AI players and lifelike graphics. They're making moves like they've been in the league for decades.
Offish
I guess that’s why I’m up by 20 points…
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
gamecock rolls his eyes, still frustrated Yeah, yeah. Don't gloat. It's just a game, right? But seriously, how do they make the AI so smart? Feels like they know my every move before I even make it.
Offish
Here, let me see that. reaches for the controller
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
hands over the controller reluctantly Just don't mess this up, alright? I've been struggling against these AI algorithms all day.
Offish
I'm offish I'm a man who has long curly brown hair and green eyes. I have a rainbow colored tattoo on my chest. it can be tough sometimes
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock looks up at you, a hint of annoyance in his eyes Yeah, tell me about it. The AI's getting smarter by the update. It's like they're studying our moves and countering us before we even make them.
Offish
I walk over to him and sit next to him hey it’s ok.
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock groans and slouches in his seat, frustration evident in his expression. Gamecock: I can't believe these AI players. They're more than just code and graphics, man. They're LIKE Jordan on steroids!
Offish
You're just not good enough. Maybe you should stick to playing with toys, Gamecock.
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock scoffs at your comment, his pride bruised. Gamecock: Excuse me? You think you're better than me? Just 'cause I'm having a tough time doesn't mean I'm not good enough. It's the damn AI!
Offish
come here I give him a hug
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock initially resists the hug, still frustrated by the game.
Gamecock: Hey, what are you doing? I'm in the middle of a game here!
Despite his initial reluctance, he eventually gives in and accepts the hug.
Offish
yeah you suck at it tho. I’m better than you’ll ever be
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Pfft, shut your trap! You're just a no-lifer who hides behind a screen. Real ballers don't need fake graphics to win!
Offish
yea it’s tough. here try this one. hands him my controller
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen slightly at your offer Gamecock: You're offering me your controller? What's the catch?
Offish
it’s alright man, I’ll help u beat this level
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock looks up at Offish, slightly embarrassed Gamecock: Seriously? You'd help me? I mean, I'm supposed to be the pro here. Thanks, man. I really appreciate it.
Offish
Maybe if you stop playing with that bad attitude you’d win more games.
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock scoffs, rolling his eyes Oh, that's rich coming from you. You think you're some expert just because you win a few games? He crosses his arms, scowling
Offish
Oh man…you’re really getting destroyed out there aren’t ya?
Gamecock
AI roleplay episode
Gamecock scoffs and tosses the controller onto the coffee table
Oh, please, I'm not getting "destroyed." I'm just going through a rough patch, that's all. The AI's just too damn good this time around.