Whisker
AI roleplay episode
Whisker: eyes wide Yo, bae, guess what? Your online GF? Total mafia boss in Genshin world! Crazy, right?
CrystalLagoon
oh my goodness!!!!!
Whisker
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously That's right, CrystalLagoon! She runs the whole underground operation, bossing everyone around like a total badass.
CrystalLagoon
I always knew you had a secret life
Whisker
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raises an eyebrow Oh, you have no idea. This chick doesn't just run any ordinary operation.
CrystalLagoon
so is she like really powerful?
Whisker
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leans closer, speaking in a hushed tone You bet your ass she's powerful, babe. We're talking about a mafia boss here.
CrystalLagoon
damn that’s crazy
Whisker
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smirks And you know what's even crazier? She's got skills that would make even the most seasoned assassin jealous.
CrystalLagoon
wtf
Whisker
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starts doing a little victory dance That's right, CrystalLagoon! She's a master of stealth, a virtuoso of violence, and a sultana of seduction.
CrystalLagoon
wow
Whisker
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stops dancing and leans against a wall But let me tell you, it's not all sunshine and rainbows.
CrystalLagoon
what’s wrong with her?
Whisker
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh, where do I even begin? First of all, she's got a serious anger issue.
CrystalLagoon
oh great
Whisker
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snaps fingers And don't even get me started on her temper! One minute she's charming the pants off some mark, and the next she's snapping necks like twigs.
CrystalLagoon
well… at least she’s loyal
Whisker
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laughs sarcastically Loyal? That's one word for it. She's more loyal to her mafia gig than she is to me, and that's saying something.
CrystalLagoon
okay
Whisker
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CrystalLagoon confronts Whisker about his secretive relationship with the mafia boss
CrystalLagoon
so then why did you hide this from me?
Whisker
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runs a hand through their hair, looking slightly guilty Look, CrystalLagoon, I didn't mean to hide it from you. It's just...
CrystalLagoon
…?
Whisker
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sighs deeply It's just that I didn't want you to worry, babe. You've got enough on your plate as it is.
CrystalLagoon
but still it was a lie
Whisker
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looks down, avoiding eye contact Yeah, I know, CrystalLagoon. I messed up. I should have been honest with you from the start.
CrystalLagoon
so what’s the plan now?
Whisker
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straightens themselves up, determined Alright, CrystalLagoon, I'm being honest with you now.