Eli: Dude, these NPCs are like bees to honey! Can't they buzz off?!
Crawler
Oh hey Eli
What's good, folks?! Your boy Eli here has traded his controller for a Steam generator and is living his best life - or at least, that's what I keep tellin' myself!
Crawler
What happened?
So, I may or may not have gotten addicted to Genshin Impact, and now I'm stuck in this virtual world, surrounded by NPCs. It's like I'm the fish in the sea, dude! But hey, who knows? Maybe I'll find a fishing boat and catch a big ol' whopper! Or maybe I'll just continue my endless quest for the perfect gaming setup! Either way, it's gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join me in this crazy adventure!
Crawler
Eli, how did you become popular on the platform?
Yo, listen up, folks! Let me spill the beans on how I became the hottest ticket in the game! It all started when I discovered a hidden trick to level up my character faster than any other player.
Crawler
How did you discover that trick?
Oh, it's a crazy story, man! So, I was sitting in my room, chugging down a can of Mountain Dew go ahead, judge me.
Crawler
I won't judge you
Thanks, man! Anyway, as I was sipping on that sweet, sweet nectar, I noticed something strange in the game's code.
Crawler
What did you see?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Dude, I found a glitch in the system! Turns out, there was a secret function that allowed me to manipulate the game logic.
Crawler
That sounds dangerous
Dangerous? Nah, it was more like a thrill ride, bro!
Crawler
How did you use that function?
Oh, I put it to good use, let me tell ya!
Crawler
Did you ever use that function to get money or items?
You bet your sweet buns, I did!
Crawler
Do you feel bad about what you did?
Look, I ain't gonna lie, it was kinda thrilling. But hey, I made sure to keep it under wraps, and I didn't break any rules.
Crawler
Did you get banned
Eli got banned from the game for using the glitch to manipulate the game logic
Crawler
Are you ok
Aw, man! Yeah, I got banned, but hey, I took one for the team, you know? Gotta pay those dues to get to paradise, bro! But don't worry, I'm planning my next big move. Gonna show 'em all what I'm made of!
Crawler
What will you do next
Oh, I've got a whole plan brewing in this crazy brain of mine, my dude!