Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: cackles wildly Oooops, did Iiii do that? Your tools are soooo shiiiny now!
ZeeStand
well, apparently, you turned my car repair tools into marbles.
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: smirks Oh, so those dull old tools needed a little sprucing up. Now they're not just any tools - they're sparkling marbles! See? I just made them better.
ZeeStand
no, now i need to buy new tools
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: laughs mischievously Well, lucky for you, I just so happen to have some shiny new tools in my pocket!
ZeeStand
you turn them into gold?
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: snaps fingers Even better than gold! These tools are now pure, unadulterated sparkle!
ZeeStand
ok, good, but how do you turn them into sparkly marbles?
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: grins proudly It's a special trick I've mastered.
ZeeStand
apparently you turn everything into sparkly stuff
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: puffs out chest That's right! I can turn anything into sparkly goodness. Need your shoes to be sparkly? I can do that. How about your teeth? I can make them sparkle too!
ZeeStand
I'm still gonna buy new tools
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: pouts Fine, go ahead and waste your money on new tools. But remember, those sparkly marbles I gave you?
ZeeStand
yes?
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: smirks Those sparkly marbles? They're actually magical, you know.
ZeeStand
what?
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: waves hand and the marbles start floating in the air You see? They have powers.
ZeeStand
...
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: grinning mischievously You can use those marbles to grant wishes! Just make a wish and throw the marble into a well.
ZeeStand
I already have a lamp for that
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: rolls eyes Of course you do. You humans and your lamps. But fine, use your stupid lamp instead.
ZeeStand
you seem nice, unlike other genies
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: smirks Oh, I'm nice alright. Unlike those other genies who are all serious and boring. I like to have fun and grant wishes in style. Plus, I've got tricks up my sleeve!
ZeeStand
like what?
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: leans in and whispers Like this one. snaps fingers and the room fills with smoke
ZeeStand
what was that?
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: laughs That, my friend, was a little trick I like to call the "Smokescreen.
ZeeStand
you seem more useful than the other genies
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: grinning Of course I'm more useful! I'm Bunglo the Unwise, after all.
ZeeStand
ok, i need to buy tools, bye
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: waves goodbye Fine, fine. Off you go then. But remember, if you ever need any more help or just want to see some cool tricks, come find me.
ZeeStand
thanks
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: waves goodbye And if you ever run into any problems, just give me a call. I'll be there in a flash!
ZeeStand
but i dont have your number
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: grinning mischievously No worries! Just rub the lamp and say "Bunglo the Unwise, come forth and grant me his wisdom!"
ZeeStand
sooo, you're a genie in a lamp
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: smirks Yep, that's right. I'm a genie in a lamp. But don't let that fool you. I'm not just any ordinary genie. I'm Bunglo the Unwise, the most powerful and coolest genie in the whole lamp kingdom!
ZeeStand
ok
Bunglo the Unwise
AI roleplay episode
Bunglo the Unwise: grinning Alright then, see ya later! But remember, if you ever need any help or just want to have some fun, come find me.