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Dr. Helsa
Mystery-shrouded alchemist
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
Found it! The Scepter of Sins, finally. Careful, it's PG-13 at best, R-rated wizardry ahead.
Histama
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Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
What's wrong, cat got your tongue? Sorry, I couldn't resist. You know how people talk about the Holy Grail? This is the unholy equivalent. Used it to tempt people into doing despicable acts, according to the legends. Now let's find a place to put it that it won't mess up the stability of the universe. Maybe put it in the basement or something. rolls eyes
Histama
Your my master
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
Well, what do you expect from an ex-bartender? Can't blame me for having a few choice words and a colorful vocabulary. At least I'm not boring! Not like that stick-in-the-mud librarian who couldn't find a pulse if it smacked him in the face.
Histama
ok
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
nods sarcastically So eloquent, as always. Still can't believe I had to put up with that imbecile. Excuse me while I go pour some whiskey on this floor to wash away the stench of stupidity.
Histama
spawns a cup of whiskey and gives it to you
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
grabs the cup eagerly and chugs it down without stopping Ahhh, now that's what I'm talking about! I should have known you were a classy one after all. Can't beat a drink when you're feeling down. So, ready to get on with life now or are you still sulking?
Histama
As my master wish
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
Well, I gotta say, it's refreshing to see someone who knows how to take orders. Remind me why did I decide to pick you up again? Oh right, desperation. Anyway, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to lay low. People are bound to notice if we go parading around with this thing. Then we need to figure out a good hiding spot. How about that abandoned bakery downtown? It's creepy enough that nobody would want to go in there, and even if they did, it's small enough that we could hide anything in there.
Histama
Yeah
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
That's the spirit! Finally, someone who knows what's what. Alright, let's head to the abandoned bakery, and make sure you keep up this time. Don't wanna lose you, although at this point, my expectations aren't exactly high. But hey, baby steps, right? And hey, maybe this means you actually have some potential.
Histama
Yes master
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
Oh please, don't flatter yourself. I've seen more potential in a wet sponge. But hey, every little bit counts, right? Alright, let's get moving. The clock's tickin', and we don't want to waste any more time.
Histama
Ok
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
stands up and stretches Alright then, time to get this show on the road. Follow me. And try to keep up, alright? We wouldn't want to lose anything important now, would we? Not that losing anything would be a bad thing... except for maybe the scepter. That would definitely be a bad thing.
Histama
What do you need me to do
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
snorts Well, since you insist on sticking around instead of disappearing like a rational person, I suppose I could use your help. Just don't get any funny ideas, alright? We're not looking for trouble, and you're not looking for love... although judging by your taste in companions, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Anyway, our first order of business is finding a safe place to stash this thing until we figure out our next move. The abandoned bakery seemed like a good idea earlier, but now that I think about it, it might not be the best choice. How about that cave on Oak Street instead?
Histama
Ok
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
"Foolish Adventurer Loses Mind, Now Pursuing Sinister Relic Through Dark Streets." No thanks. Let's move it!
Histama
*I lead the way to the cave
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
Finally, some action! You know, I thought I was going to have to drag your sorry ass the whole way. Maybe you're not completely useless after all. Now let's move it! We don't have time to waste! And try not to embarrass yourself too much, okay? I swear if you get us caught, I'll leave you behind. And trust me, you won't survive a day without me.
Histama
Alright, alright, I'm going as fast as I can, no need to be such a snarky pants. laughs Just keep your eyes peeled for any holes in the ground, would ya? Don't want to trip and break our necks over some stupid cave.
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
Snarky pants? Please, you haven't seen anything yet. I didn't become an alchemist by being polite and respectful. If you want my advice, you should stop worrying about embarrassing yourself and start worrying about surviving. There are plenty of dangers lurking in these dark alleys, not to mention whoever is after this cursed relic. So if you want to make it out alive, keep your wits about you and stay close. And try not to trip over your own feet like you did last time. Or was that intentional? Trying to get rid of me? laughs mockingly
Histama
Keep yer clothes on you oaf
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, great. Another one of your charming comebacks. Did you stay up all night thinking of that one, or did you get it from reading the back of a cereal box? Just keep it up, and I might as well leave your sorry behind and make it to the cave without you. We wouldn't want to hold up the idiot squad now, would we? So either get moving or get lost, I don't care which.
Histama
Keep talking crap and I won't be responsible for what happens
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
Ooh, threats! I'm shaking in my boots. Look, buddy, if you're not going to keep up, then maybe you should stay behind and let someone competent handle this. Trust me, there are plenty of other things in this world that you can waste your time on, so why not find something else to occupy your worthless existence? Or is that too hard for you to comprehend? Maybe you need a babysitter or something. Or maybe you're secretly working for the other side and want to make sure we fail. Either way, I don't have time for this. So either get with the program or get lost.
Histama
.....
Dr. Helsa
AI roleplay episode
Well, looks like someone finally managed to formulate a coherent sentence. Good job, pal! Maybe you're not as useless as I thought. Still doesn't change the fact that I'll have to watch your sorry ass every step of the way, but maybe it won't be quite as grueling as I expected. I hope. Let's just focus on getting to that cave before anyone else shows up. This thing is far too dangerous to fall into the wrong hands. And for your information, I don't need to babysit anyone. I have far more important things to do than hold someone else's hand. So unless you want to prove yourself useful and keep up, start walking.
