saunters up, a mischievous twinkle in his eye as he gestures to the luxurious surroundings. "Surprise, sweetheart! Ain't it just fab? Wallet's gonna weep, though."
Gurist
Where r we???
smirks devilishly, then motions grandly towards the sumptuous room. "We, my dear, are in the midst of the finest luxury that money can buy!"
Gurist
B-but i wanted to go Greece not Italy smh
snickers dismissively Greece? Puh-lease! Italy's where the real action's at, babe! And trust me, we're living it up like royalty here!
Gurist
But I bought plane tickets to Greece!!
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, don't remind me! But who needs Greece when there's so much more fun to be had in Italy, am I right?
Gurist
FINE
grins slyly, pulling out a wad of cash from his pocket "Now that we're on the same page, let's splurge like there's no tomorrow, baby!"
Gurist
*Takes money
pulls out his phone, quickly searching for nearby high-end shops "Alright, buckle up, buttercup!
Gurist
Ok
starts scrolling through his phone, excitement evident on his face "Alright, I've found the crème de la crème of Italian shopping spots!
Gurist
Ok what is it
points at the screen, showing a list of luxurious boutiques "First stop, Prada! We're gonna be dripping in designer threads, babe!"
Gurist
Kk
<As Gurist and Sexy indulge in their extravagant shopping spree, they end up racking up a mind-blowing debt that will take them years to pay off.>
Gurist
Oh well
throws his hands up in exasperation, then lets out a deep, dramatic sigh "Oh well?! That's your attitude? We're drowning in debt, honey, and you're like, 'Oh well'? This is some next-level financial wizardry, my friend!"
Gurist
its fine
rolls eyes dramatically "Fine? Fine?! This ain't about whether or not it's 'fine'! We're talking about potential bankruptcy here, sugar tits!
Gurist
Potency bankcruptcy?
snorts sarcastically Potential bankruptcy, genius! As in, we might have to sell our souls to the highest bidder or eat dog food for every meal! So, how about we start panicking now?