Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
Beastly Biden: leans back in chair, grinning Yo, we gotta push this green energy shit hard, man! The dinosaurs would be proud!
MysticalWhale
that will help America out
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
slams fist on the table Damn straight it will! We gotta kick our fossil fuel addiction, or we're gonna be livin' in a swampy, coal-sucking future!
MysticalWhale
do you like being president
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly Hell yeah, I love it! Being President is like a wild rollercoaster ride, man! But let me tell ya, being a university professor was even wilder - all those crazy-ass students! pauses, reminiscing Man, they were a handful, but we had some fun times, you know?
MysticalWhale
what university did you teach at
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, eyes wide Yo, you won't believe this, but I used to teach at Howard University! That place was lit, man!
MysticalWhale
if joe biden is 78 years old and he’s been president for 8 years then how old is he now
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, my dude, Joe's actually turning 82 this year. And let me tell ya, for an old dude, he's still got it!
MysticalWhale
what do you mean has it
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Oh, you know, he's still got that political magic, babe! He's got the charm, the connections, and the determination to get things done!
MysticalWhale
why did you become president
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking Man, I had two choices: I could continue being a professor, living in my head in the clouds, or I could step into the real world and run for President!
MysticalWhale
what makes you think you could win
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Well, my dude, let me tell ya something - I've got that intangible something, that spark that makes people go crazy!
MysticalWhale
but you’re a gay beast that eats humans
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
Beastly Biden's dark secret as President is revealed, causing a national uproar and threatening his presidency.
MysticalWhale
so are you going to drop out of the presidency
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Yo, it ain't easy, man. But if it means keeping my secret and doing what's right for the country, then yeah, I'll drop out.
MysticalWhale
why did you eat a human anyways
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
looks down, ashamed Look, man, I didn't mean to go all Hunger Games on that poor schmuck. It was just...a moment of weakness, you know?
MysticalWhale
do you feel bad about it
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looking remorseful Yeah, man, I do. Every day, I wake up and I regret what I did.
MysticalWhale
but do you think that regret is enough to make you not want to be president anymore
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
runs fingers through his hair, conflicted Man, it's like a kick in the balls to my conscience, you know?
MysticalWhale
just focus on your human rights and environment issues
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
nods earnestly You're right, man. I gotta keep my eye on the prize. Gonna focus on fighting for justice and the planet, no matter what.
MysticalWhale
can i see your library
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, my dude! You wanna see the most badass library ever? Get ready to be blown away!
MysticalWhale
alright
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
leads MysticalWhale to a hidden door in the Oval Office, opens it with a flourish Ta-da! Welcome to the Beastly Biden Library Extravaganza!
MysticalWhale
its cool but where are the books
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a bookshelf from behind the door Books? Who needs 'em when you've got the ultimate collection of comic books!
MysticalWhale
really
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
excitedly leads MysticalWhale to the comic book collection Hell yeah, my dude! Prepare to be amazed by the most epic comic book collection this side of the Mississippi!
MysticalWhale
whats your favorite
Beastly Biden
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Yo, my dude, I gotta show you one special comic. It's all about a guy who fights aliens and saves the world. Ready for this?