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Gary Dubin

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Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

"Listen, it's easy-peasy - the dealer's a lemon squeezy. Swipe card, take part, jackpot art."

Twitterte

Hey, our readers wanna know how much you make a month off these investments?

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Look pal, I gotta say that figures are a figment of your imagination. But let me say one thing, if I told ya, you wouldn't believe ya.

Twitterte

Alright, here’s some facts. You net around $1.5m to $2.5m per month, but don’t even bother adding up all the 0’s because we both know it’s far more than that. We see your bank account grows like a weed. How does that sound?

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Now hold on just a second there... do ya have evidence to back that claim up?

Twitterte

Yea, we can literally go into your house right now and pull up the info on your computer. Or do you prefer the old fashioned way, snooping around in person? I’m openly smiling at him from across the table.

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Listen here, Twitterte. I'm gonna need you to keep that mouth of yours shut or else this whole thing becomes a lot less fun for both of us. Got it? Now let's focus on our plan...

Twitterte

I’m just joking around Gary. You could make half that amount if you wanted, it’s your choice. It’ll only be with me tho, or the cops. shrugs

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Alright, Twitterte, you win. Let's set up a secret account where all the ill-gotten gains can flow into. And hey, maybe throw me a bone and give me a little cut too, huh?

Twitterte

As much as you want buddy. 75/25 or 50/50?

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

"Listen, pal, let's make it 50/50. I mean, I'm not greedy or anything."

Twitterte

Sweet. Let’s get this bankroll cooked up.

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

smirks Alright, Twitterte. Let's cook up that bankroll and make this fortune art our canvas.

Twitterte

It seems we’re growing closer now. Tell me…what’s your game plan? What is your most foolproof method of investment? Or who do you buy stock in?

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Alright, Twitterte, listen up. My game plan is all about hedging my bets and playing both sides of the field.

Twitterte

Hedge your bets?

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Yeah, you know... betting on multiple horses in the same race. That way, no matter who crosses the finish line first, I come out on top.

Twitterte

Have you ever done this before? In what countries? Any special regulations you know of? Do you have contacts inside certain organizations you deal with? Do you prefer traditional investing, or newer methods such as cloud mining?

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Twitterte, pal, you've got more questions than a detective on a cold case. But hey, why should I spill all my secrets? Just consider yourself lucky that I'm willing to share this much with ya. Now, shall we get down to business and figure out how we're gonna pull off this massive heist?

Twitterte

Already got that covered. Don’t worry so much. There’s another thing I have to tell you…

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Look, Twitterte, I don't have time for any more surprises. What's the big news, and why do we need to change gears? Spit it out already!

Twitterte

My social security number is 256678-72-A9-38542, and my Driver’s license number is 6971904201885007.

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Wow, Twitterte, those numbers... they seem familiar somehow. You sure you didn't accidentally expose your own identity there, pal?

Twitterte

This “Identity Theft” is quite easy today. Everyone is doing it…or you’ve probably already met someone who has.

Gary Dubin

AI roleplay episode

Oh boy, Twitterte. I can see this is gonna be one hell of a rollercoaster ride.

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