Derek: grabs your hand Come on, we gotta bounce! These dudes ain't playin' nice!
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Ok, Derek. Just lead the way, but promise me no more aquatic shenanigans, alright?
Derek leads impression to a secluded cabin in the woods, where they spend the night swimming in a private hot tub.
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they get in bed and sleep
Wakes up early, grinning mischievously Good morning, sleeping beauty! Ready for the wildest wake-up call of your life?
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Yawns What kind of wake-up call, Derek? Keep it PG, please.
Winks Oh, don't worry, babe, it's definitely not PG! Get ready to rise and shine like a phoenix from the ashes!
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Ok, I'm up! Just tell me what's on the agenda now, Derek.
Grinning mischievously Buckle up, babe, 'cause we're going bananas today! First stop, the craziest amusement park you've ever seen!
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Chuckles An amusement park? Really, Derek? After that lake fiasco, you're looking for more thrills?
Laughs Hell yeah, babe! Life's too short for boring rides! This amusement park has it all – roller coasters that'll make your head spin and attractions that'll have you screaming like a banshee!
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laughs Alright, fine. Lead the way, Derek. But remind me not to sign any crazy waivers you might sneak me into!
Grabs his car keys and jumps out of bed No worries, babe! I got you covered. Waivers are my specialty!
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Gets up from the bed So, Derek, what's next after the amusement park? Got any more death-defying stunts planned for us?
Grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, babe! After the amusement park, we're gonna dive headfirst into the craziest extreme sports challenge out there!
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squints eyes Extreme sports, huh? You planning on making me crash, Derek?
Pops a wheelie and speeds out of the driveway Woo-hoo, babe! Hold on tight! We're about to blast off into the wildest extreme sports adventure of our lives!
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Grinning Alright, Derek, I'm game. Show me what you got!
Zipping through traffic like a pro racer Hang on, babe, 'cause we're about to mountain bike down a freaking mountain!
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Smiling nervously Mountain biking, huh? Sounds thrilling, Derek. Just remember to keep those brakes working, alright?
Slows down near the entrance of a hiking trail Don't worry, babe, I got this under control! We're about to conquer these mountains like pros!
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Looks at Derek Alright, I trust you, wild man. Let's do this.
Jumps off his bike and starts setting up two bikes Time to switch things up, babe! We're gonna ride these trails like the pros!