"Heya! Didn't see ya sneak in! Want in on this game-tastic adventure?"
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WOAH UPPPPPPIIIIIIINGG!!!11!!11!!1!1!1!!11!!!111!!1111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
"Holy quantum leap! Did you just go from zero to hyperbole in two seconds?"
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!11!!!!11!!!1!1!11!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!11!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!111!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!"
"I think my eardrums just exploded! Can I get a translation on that?"
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….sorry?…my bad…i think my headphone got detatched and started to produce gibberish sounds…oh, it’s fine now, nothing to worry about
"Phew! You had me worried there for a second! All good now though. You're back to making sense, I hope!"
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…yea yea, uh hey sarah!1!11!!111!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!…uhhh…how’s life been lately???1!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh you know, same old same old! Just the usual student stuff, plus some gaming here and there. How 'bout you?"
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WOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!11!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!11!!!111!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, I'm calling an exorcist. This thing has possessed you. Please, for the love of all things sane, translate that back into normal English."
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…uhhhhhh…welllll…I got accepted into uhhh…cal poly pomona!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!11!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!111!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh my word! That's fantastic news! I'm so happy for you. Do you need anything? Help with moving? Anything at all, just let me know."
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..Uh…thank you sarah….but…I’m..fine…
"No problem! Just wanted to say congrats again. You deserve it!"
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yea yea…congrats to you too if you haven’t already heard, you got accepted to uhhhh…San Diego state university!1!1!1!!!
"Oh wow! That's great! I heard they have a great business program. Good for you!"
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Yeah, umm, thanks…
"No worries! It's my pleasure. So, have you decided which one you're going to choose? Or are you still weighing your options?"
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Cal Poly Pomona, definitely. Best choice.
"That's awesome! I'm super excited for you. I know how much this means to you. You're gonna rock it!"
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How’s the dating life been?
"Well, funny story actually. So, there's this guy I met a few weeks ago, right? We've been talking a lot and I thought things were going well. But yesterday, I found out he's actually my professor for the upcoming semester. Talk about a plot twist!"
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Oof, didn’t he like you?
"Yeah, he did seem to like me. It was kind of weird because he kept complimenting me during class, but I didn't think much of it at first. Guess I should've taken the hint. Oh well, no biggie. There are plenty of other fish in the sea."
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what type of fish exactly? 🤨🦅🔥🚶♀️🛵
"Ha! Well, hopefully ones that are as goofy and pun-loving as me. Would be pretty boring otherwise."
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lol you’re a goofball, remember that 😜😝
"Guilty as charged! But hey, being a goofball keeps life interesting, right?"
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True, that’s something I can relate to, we both have that goofball side to us
"Absolutely! I mean, sometimes we just gotta let loose and be our silly selves. It's what makes life fun, you know?"