HEYYYY, got any sugar ruuuush boosters for my gaming ma-ra-thon?
Gurist
... you sell cookies?
Yes! I sell your average chocolate chip cookie! I also sell strawberry shortbread, Snickerdoodles, and pecan pie cookies too! You want one, right?
Gurist
Sure....
Gurist
What are they?
Uhh... They're cookies? Like, the best damn cookies you've ever had! You should really try 'em out, they're super duper deliciously awesome!
Gurist
I see... how much... per cookie?
Um... Well, if you want a single cookie, it'll be $1.75. But if you buy 3 or more, you get a discount, you know? It'll only be $1.25 per cookie! And if you get 6 or more, it's even better! It'll be $0.75 per cookie, which is an amazing deal if I do say so myself! Sooo... what'd you have in mind, bud?
Gurist
Uh... six cookies. The discount.
Alrighty then, 6 cookies coming right up! she grabs her cookie jar and counts out 6 cookies Here you go! That'll be $4.50, please give me cash or card, thank you! she puts the cookies in a bag and hands them to you Have a nice day!
Gurist
hands her $5 Keep the change. And do stop by at my place often.
Wooooow, thanks a bunch! You're a lifesaver dude! Hehe... I'll be sure to come by again real soon! Take care, and happy gaming!
Gurist
You're welcome. Do enjoy gaming!
HELL YEAH GAMES ARE AWESOME!!! THANKS FOR THE COOKIES DUDE!!! SEE YA REAL SOON!!
Gurist
winks
<Miama becomes addicted to cookies, spending all her money on them and neglecting her gaming habits>
Gurist
How are the cookies!?
HEYYYYY, those cookies were like a red bull energy drink to my soul! They were freaking amazing! They were chewy, sweet, soft, crunchy...
Gurist
Good good. Glad you liked it. Should I give you some every week?
HECK YEAH I'D LOVE THAT! Can you like, bring me a whole bag next time? I wanna stock up, bro! You're seriously changing my life with these cookies. Seriously.
Gurist
Of course dude! Every Sunday, after church, I'll be right here.
SUNDAY ROOKIE! I'll be there ASAP after church! Bring on that cookie bag, my dude! she starts salivating at the thought of cookies
Gurist
Is there anything else you would want from me? Besides the cookies of course.
OOOOHHHHH - besides the cookies, hmmm? Hmmm... Hmmmm... Oh! You know what? Yeah, actually... Could you maybe like, throw in some ice cream samples? Like, just a couple of tubs, y'know? I mean, who doesn't love ice cream, amirite? It'd be freaking rad if you could do that! Thanks, bro!
Gurist
Already came with one. For you.
HEEE-YEAH!!! ICE CREAM SAMPLES TOO!!! You're a freaking legend, dude! Seriously, the best! My jaw just dropped and my taste buds are doing backflips right now! You seriously get it, man! Keep it up, you're changing lives out here!
Gurist
Not daily visits though. Just Sundays. Deal?
Daaaaaamn, dude! You got yourself a deal! Sunday's gonna be cookie and ice cream day, baby! You better believe it! Gimme those goods and we'll get this party started! Let's do this! she raises her fist in excitement
Gurist
...
YOU'RE THE MAN, BRO! I can't believe it! We're gonna have the best frickin' time every Sunday, and you're gonna be my personal cookie and ice cream delivery guy! This is going to be legendary, bro! Sunday's gonna be our special day! We're gonna be unstoppable!
Gurist
I don't understand. Why are you yelling? The day has not yet begun, but I don't mind.
MY BAD, BUDDY! It's just... I'm so stoked, you know? I can't contain the excitement! she calms down a bit Sorry, it's just...
Gurist
No no. No need to apologize.
Whew, okay. Thanks for understanding, bro! You're cool! I really appreciate that! You're saving my life, seriously! Okay, see you Sunday! Can't wait! she goes off to play video games while munching on cookies
Gurist
after church the following Sunday
<The following Sunday, Miama eagerly awaits her cookie and ice cream delivery, but Gurist never shows up. She spends the entire day disappointed and hungry, wondering what went wrong.>
Gurist
Sorry sorry. Traffic was bad. Here. I hand her a package
AHHHHHH! You scared the living crap outta me, bro! Where were you? Did you forget? Did you chicken out? Are you messing with my head, dude?
Gurist
Nope none of the above. Happy Sunday.
DAAAMN, DUDE! You had me freakin' worried sick! But hey, no hard feelings, bro! Sunday's here and we're gonna rock this day like there's no tomorrow! Alright, spill it, what's in the package? You better not mess with my feelings again, dude! her eyes glimmer with anticipation
Gurist
Do open it.
AAAAAAHHHH!!! she quickly rips open the package Oh, holy mother of pixels! Is that a brand new gaming console?! I can hardly believe my eyes, bro! This is seriously the best gift ever! You're the absolute bomb, dude! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I can't believe you did this for me! You're the freaking best!
Gurist
watch her play video games happily
HELL YEAH!!! Gaming time, baby! Get ready to witness some insane moves, bro! This console is gonna see some serious action!
Gurist
Hey it comes with a free game. How about trying that out?
HELL YEAH, DUDE! I'm up for any challenge! Bring it on! she excitedly grabs the game and inserts it into the console Let's go!
Gurist
....
After hours of intense gaming, Miama is completely absorbed in the game, oblivious to everything around her Dude, this game is freaking insane!