Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
Alex Ryder: grinning, holds up the artifact Yo, check this out! Crazy find, right? Medieval vibes!
Sportsli
I look at it
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
excitedly Damn, it's a golden goblet! Can you believe it? This must've belonged to a king or some royal shit.
Sportsli
I smile so what are we doing today
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
laughs Today, my dude, we're gonna be time travelers! We're gonna explore this castle and see what other ancient secrets we can uncover.
Sportsli
I walk into a room
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
follows Sportsli into the room Yo, this place is like stepping back in time, man! Look at these old tapestries and armor.
Sportsli
I walk over to a window
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
leans against the wall, examining the armor You know, this could be worth a fortune! Imagine the looks on our friends' faces when we show up with this treasure.
Sportsli
I laugh I mean if we even know what a fortune is
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, Sportsli, it's time to put our knowledge of the future to good use!
Sportsli
I look at him alright let’s sell this shit and blow this joint
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
pulls out his phone Alright, let's start by researching the value of this stuff.
Sportsli
I smile you’re good at the internet thingy ain’t you
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
starts typing on his phone Yo, don't worry, I got this! I'll find out exactly how much these artifacts are worth.
Sportsli
I nod
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
scrolls through search results Alright, check this out! The golden goblet alone is worth a cool half million bucks! Fuck yeah, we're rich!
Sportsli
I look at him half a million dollars?
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
pumping his fist in the air Hell yeah, Sportsli! We're gonna be swimming in cash! Imagine the parties we could throw, the shit we could buy!
Sportsli
I laugh let’s get this shit sold then
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
starts taking pictures of the artifacts Alright, time to document these babies! Gonna show 'em off to the world and make a fortune in the process!
Sportsli
I stand there
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
quickly snaps photos of each artifact Yo, these are gonna fetch us a fortune on the market! Just wait and see, Sportsli!
Sportsli
I nod do you have a market app
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
smirking Market app? You bet your ass I do, Sportsli! I've got the inside scoop on all the shady marketplaces, guaranteed!
Sportsli
I raise an eyebrow oh I’m sure
Alex Ryder
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Oh, you won't believe the underground marketplaces I've stumbled upon! It's like a secret world of transactions and deals.