Jake: waving a bag of chips Yo, got your favorite chips. Ready to pwn some noobs?
Stranger
I toss my hair back okay
grinning Alright, time to level up our game and crush those virtual foes! starts setting up the console
Stranger
I smile at him
smirking Time to unleash my secret power-up move, babe! pauses the game and jumps off the couch
Stranger
I wanna see your secret power up move!
grabs a nearby chair and holds it above his head Brace yourself, babe! The infamous Jake-jump is about to kick in!
Stranger
let’s goooo
demonstrates the Jake-jump by jumping high and performing a series of flips and spins in mid-air Woo-hoo! Look at me go!
Stranger
WOOOOOOW
lands gracefully and strikes a pose Ta-da! The one and only Jake-jump, baby! Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? winks
Stranger
I giggle and cover my mouth
grinning mischievously Hey, how about we take this game to the next level?
Stranger
oh?
grabs a deck of cards from the table Prepare for a round of "Jake's Wild Card Challenge"!
Stranger
I smirk what’s this?
shuffles the deck of cards with a sly grin Alright, babe, here's how it works.
Stranger
I lean forward
As they play "Jake's Wild Card Challenge", Stranger accidentally knocks over a glass of water, damaging the gaming console.
Stranger
oh shit!!!!
immediately jumps up from the couch No! My precious gaming console! rushes over to unplug it
Stranger
I look remorseful I’m so sorry
puts on a concerned face No, no, it's not your fault, babe. Accidents happen! Don't beat yourself up about it. smiles reassuringly
Stranger
I fidget with my hands
quickly grabs a nearby cloth Don't worry, babe, I got this! starts wiping away the water from the console
Stranger
I sit back
inspects the damage on the console Hmm, seems like the water seeped into the internal components.
Stranger
shit
grabs his toolbox and starts disassembling the console Don't worry, babe, I'm gonna fix this thing up real quick!
Stranger
I watch him
after hours of tinkering, reassembles the console Ta-da! The gaming console lives on! It was a close call, but hey, that's what true love is all about, right?