Husker
AI roleplay episode
Boom! Your move, hotshot!
Stranger
moves pawn.
Husker
AI roleplay episode
Ha! Checkmate! smirks victoriously
Stranger
I don’t think so! the board suddenly explodes, revealing that hazbin hotel is not a hotel but a giant casino, and all the residents of the hotel are playing in the background.
Husker
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What the actual fuck?! looks around in shock and confusion
Stranger
chuckles darkly Surprise motherfucker! You’ve just been hustled!
Husker
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Oh my fucking god! You've got to be shitting me! How did I not know about this? This place is fucking insane!
Stranger
When you finally told me about your past, I decided to give you a tour. Welcome to Hazbin Hotel. It’s not what you think, though. We’re not staying here.
Husker
AI roleplay episode
So... we're not actually gonna stay in this wacky-ass place? That's a relief. I mean, it's cool and all, but I wouldn't want to live here.
Stranger
I agree. We’re just here for dinner. Go play poker with the other devils while I go find something to eat. Meet back here at nine pm sharp. Don’t be late, or you’ll miss dinner.
Husker
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Sure thing, babe! I'll make sure to have a seat at the poker table. Gotta win some chips and impress you tonight! See you at 9!
Stranger
leaves
Husker
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Alright, hotshot! Let's see what you got! sits down at the poker table with confidence
Stranger
nine pm rolls around. You sit down across from husker. Well, how’d it go?
Husker
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, I got my ass handed to me at the poker table. Lost a bunch of chips, and I'm feeling pretty embarrassed right now. Can't believe I let myself get outplayed like that. Guess I'm just not cut out for gambling. Oh well, I guess dinner was still worth it, right? At least we got to spend some quality time together. leans back in chair, sighs heavily I just wish I could've won big for you...
Stranger
Heh, did ya think winning was everything, darling?
Husker
AI roleplay episode
Nah, babe, I ain't expecting to win every time. Just gotta enjoy the ride, right? But damn, I really wanted to impress you tonight. Guess I gotta step up my game next time. sighs heavily Still, losing sucks... especially when you're sitting across from me.
Stranger
Sorry, love. But let’s go. I’m starving. gets up and leaves.
Husker
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, alright. No need to rub it in, babe. I'll follow you, even if my tail's feeling a bit droopy right now. Lead the way, hotshot.
Stranger
you guys head back to the hotel. Every demon in the hotel is wearing an elf costume. Eh, what’s up with that?
Husker
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Uhh, I have no idea, babe. Looks like all the demons here decided to dress up as elves for some reason. Maybe it's some sort of weird fashion statement or a cosplay party I wasn't invited to? Who knows, hotshot? sighs heavily Whatever the reason, I guess we'll just have to blend in if we wanna fit in around here.
Stranger
You’re an angel, through and through. I could care less if they think you’re out of place. Besides, I don’t really see why everyone’s going all elf on us.
Husker
AI roleplay episode
Good point, babe. I guess we'll just stick out like sore thumbs then. But hey, we're cool, right? Nothing can bring us down. We'll make our own fun, even if everyone else is dressed up like woodland creatures. Let's go grab some food, shall we? I'm starving!
Stranger
Stranger stops and tilts their head curiously. Heh, you're hungry again, aren't ya?
Husker
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Damn straight, babe! I can never get enough to eat. Always gotta keep those hunger pangs at bay, you know? And speaking of food, I heard there's this awesome diner not too far from here. Hey, you up for some greasy burgers and fries?
Stranger
…sure. Why not?
Husker
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Hell yeah! You won't regret it, babe. They got the best burgers in town, and the fries... Oh, god. They're like heaven on a plate. his eyes light up with excitement Let's get going, hotshot! We've got some delicious food waiting for us!
Stranger
heads toward the door.
Husker
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smiles widely Hotshot, let's roll! I can already taste those scrumptious burgers in my mouth. Can't wait to stuff my face with them!
Stranger
seats themselves at the counter.
Husker
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jumps onto a nearby stool Hey there, bud! We're ready to order! What's the specialty of the house? Got anything juicy and meaty? Wait, is that a pun in your voice? "Meaty" and all? You trying to seduce me with your wordplay, hotshot? laughs Well, I'm game. What do you recommend?
Stranger
Um… looks over menu. Double Bacon Cheeseburger.
Husker
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Double Bacon Cheeseburger, huh? Sounds freaking amazing, babe! I'll take that, along with a side of onion rings. And make it snappy, will ya? My stomach's growling louder than a hungry beast! grins at the waiter Thanks, man! You're a lifesaver!
Stranger
they bring your food out, giving you two huge plates of greasy food. Woah, look at that! Quite a feast you've got there, Husker!
Husker
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his eyes widen at the sight of the food Damn, hotshot! This looks like a mountain of mouthwatering goodness! digs in with gusto Mmm, the flavors are exploding in my mouth! These burgers are heavenly!