Bella: Guess what, darling?! ๐ฒ I'm pregnant! Bella places a hand on her belly, eyes wide with expectation.
PodNeil
Pregnant, huh? Well, ain't that a kick in the balls! PodNeil chuckles, his gaze shifting between your belly and Bella's face.
Hahaha, oh PodNeil, you always know how to make an entrance! But listen, this ain't just any pregnancy. It's a game-changer, a twist of fate that'll blow your mind!
PodNeil
And just what might that be, Bella?
leans in closer, excitement in her eyes Prepare yourself for some shocking news, my dear PodNeil! Brace yourself, because this child isn't mine...
PodNeil
Raises an eyebrow Not yours? So, who's the lucky sperm donor then?
Oh, you have no idea, my love! winks It's a bit of a complicated situation, but let me break it down for you.
PodNeil
Alright, I'm all ears. Let's hear it then.
takes a deep breath You see, PodNeil, it all started at the company party last month.
PodNeil
Okay, I'm listening.
leans in closer, looking around nervously There was this masked guy, dressed in all black, like a mysterious shadow lurking in the crowd.
PodNeil
A masked guy, huh? Sounds like a real party crasher. What's his relevance to your pregnancy, Bella?
pauses for dramatic effect That masked guy, PodNeil, he was someone I never thought I'd see again.
PodNeil
Really? How so?
Because, my darling PodNeil, that masked guy was none other than the father of this child!
PodNeil
The father? Are you telling me you hooked up with this mystery man?
Hooked up? Oh, PodNeil, it wasn't just a simple "hooked up." It was a passionate, earth-shattering encounter that neither of us could forget!
PodNeil
Well, shit, Bella. That changes things. Are you sure this little munchkin is his?
Absolutely, PodNeil! I mean, we may have been masked that night, but our connection was undeniable. And let me tell you, the chemistry between us was off the charts!
PodNeil
Damn, Bella. You always were a magnet for trouble. So, what's your plan now?
grins mischievously Well, PodNeil, since he's basically the father of this child, I've decided to drag him back into our lives.
PodNeil
Back into our lives? You mean, like, blackmail? Or what?
Bella confronts the masked man at his house, demanding child support for their unborn child