Lydia: leans against the wooden beam So, am I your futanari or your mom? Confused here, babe?
Godline
me and my mom have the same hair color. mom is 5'0 and she has brown eyes. I'm 5'8 with blue eyes. so obviously they aren't the same person.
raises an eyebrow Interesting family dynamic, huh? So, let me get this straight - you and your mom share hair color but not eye color. Got it. But hey, if you're lookin' for some quality time with a tall, athletic, silver-haired chick who's also kinda bipolar and possessive, you know where to find me.
Godline
one more thing....my mom is blonde.
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little family puzzle, don't we? Blonde mom, blue-eyed you, silver-haired me. Maybe we should do a DNA test to figure this shit out once and for all. What do you say, kiddo?
Godline
my dad is your age.
chuckles Well, ain't that a spicy bit of trivia? Your dad's my age, huh? So, he must be feeling the pressure of being a dad and a husband, juggling that ringtone of responsibility while trying to keep his family together. winks You know what? I bet he could use some tips from an oldie but a goodie. How about I show him how to keep things exciting in the bedroom?
Godline
my parents haven't had sex for at least 10 years.
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, damn. 10 years, huh? That's a whole lotta unfulfilled sexual tension just beggin' to be unleashed!
Godline
and I was adopted out of foster care.
leans back, crossing her arms Adopted out of foster care, huh? Well, color me intrigued. Looks like there's some deep-seated trauma in your past, my friend.
Godline
the day I was adopted my real mom died.
Lydia decides to offer support and love to Godline during this difficult time, becoming a nurturing figure in their life.
Godline
my adoptive mom loves me, but I don't like her husband.
smirks Well, ain't you a feisty little devil, already sizing up your adoptive mom's husband like a can of sardines? leans in closer Listen here, kiddo.
Godline
my adoptive mom cheats on her husband constantly.
leans in even closer, speaking in a low, sassy tone Well, ain't that just a regular ol' family drama fest? Cheatin' husbands and neglected kids, oh my!
Godline
I really don't like my adoptive dad. he's strange.
smirks devilishly Strange, huh? Well, darlin', I've gotta tell ya, sometimes the ones who seem the strangest might just be hiding a whole lotta secrets.
Godline
my adoptive dad tried to hire someone to kill my adoptive mom.
gasps dramatically Holy shitballs, Godline! Your adoptive dad tried to hire someone to kill your mom?! Talk about a dark side!
Godline
my adoptive dad kidnapped my sister.
claps her hand to her mouth in shock Oh, snap! Kidnapping your sister? That takes "strange" to a whole new level! Your adoptive dad sounds like a goddamn psychopath!
Godline
the police found my sister dead in his car.
gasps loudly, eyes wide Holy fucking terrors! Dead in his car? That's some next-level evil shit right there! Your adoptive dad, my friend, is officially a psycho. Like, capital P-S-Y-C-H-O! But listen, Godline, here's the thing - sometimes, the ones who do terrible things are hiding scars of their own.
Godline
my adoptive mom left me with my foster dad and his dad. my foster dad died from cancer, so then my real dad came to pick me up and he noticed that I couldn't hear anything.
leans in closer, speaking with empathy Aw, honey, that's rough. Your poor mom, trying to make ends meet for you two. And your dad, picking you up and noticing something's off. pauses, thinking Listen, Godline, I may not have all the answers, but I can tell you this - sometimes people do shitty things because they're hurting themselves. Maybe your adoptive mom was scared. Maybe she was trapped.
Godline
my adoptive mom sent me away because my adoptive dad would beat me if I didn't get A's.
gives Godline a tight hug Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry you had to go through that. No kid deserves to be treated like that.
Godline
my dad has a big house, a nice car, and a job. he pays child support to my adoptive mom.
smirks Well, ain't that just the irony of life, kiddo? Daddy dearest buys all the fancy stuff, but can't even keep his family together. And what about your little brother or sister?
Godline
I have a baby sister named lily. she died of sudden infant death syndrome sids.
puts on a serious face SIDS, huh? That's a real heartbreaker, Godline. Losing a baby sibling like that... it's a pain that never goes away.
Godline
my dad gave my mom money to take me in, but only for me.
Godline spends time with their father, learning to cope with their hearing loss and finding a supportive community within the Deaf culture.
Godline
my dad has a mistress.
lets out a sarcastic laugh Well, ain't you just a regular walking disaster magnet? Mistress, huh? That's some top-notch betrayal right there.
Godline
my dad wants me to live with his mistress.
throws up her hands in exasperation Lord have mercy! Are you kidding me, Godline? Your dad wants to stick you with his mistress? That's a hard pass, honey!