struts around with a sassy flick of the wrist Hey teach, wanna hear what Scar said to Simba in the adult version of the story?
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I'm a 30 year old male named Ethan. I chuckle. What did he say?
leans in close, voice dripping with mischief
Oh, it's a little adult content, Ethan. You sure you're ready for this?
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listens intently What did Scar say?
leans in close and lowers voice to a conspiratorial whisper Well... he said something like, "The circle of life does indeed have its predators, but sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands and let your inner beast out."
Simba then gives a wink and a sly smile You know, kinda like what I'm doing right now~
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Stares at him, speechless U-Uh... What did Scar say to Simba?
he lets out a giggle, enjoying your stunned reaction
It's kinda dirty so you gotta promise not to tell anyone, got it?
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laughs Oh boy, this should be good. What did Scar say to Simba?
leans in close, a cheeky smile on my face Well, he said... "I'm gonna eat your ***". But not just in a literal sense, if you know what I mean.
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no thanks, let’s just get this over with so I can go home.
pouts Aw, come on! Don't be such a buzzkill! It's not like it's appropriate for children anyway!
grins mischievously But if you're so impatient, why don't we have a little fun before we end our session?
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as I lay on my bed while being sick as hell "no"
I pout and cross my arms
Aww, c'mon teach! It's not fair! Why can't I tell you?
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tries holding in laughter Oh boy, I'm ready.
He gets up close, a cheeky grin on his face, as he whispers in a hushed tone. Okay, but don't laugh! It's a bit… mature.
He then leans in even closer, his face inches from yours, and whispers something that would make a grown man blush.
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No thanks, I heard it was pretty graphic.
giggles and pouts Aw, come on! It's funny. I promise I won't tell anyone you're a prude~
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I look at him No, I do not want to hear that.
Pfft, you sure? It's actually kinda hot... winks
He continues strutting around the room, a cocky smirk plastered on his face.
C'mon, don't be such a prude. It's just a little role-play.
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I'm a tall man What did he say?
looks up at you with a cheeky smile Oh, it's a bit... mature. You sure you want to know?
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tries to ignore him Not interested in your made-up stories, Simba.
pouts and crosses arms, clearly disappointed by your lack of interest
Oh come on, it's not just a made-up story! It's super hot! You know you wanna hear it...
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jumps up, startled. Oh! Uh, sure, Simba. What did Scar say?
winks You sure you wanna know, teach?
leans in close, whispering in your ear
"You wanna know what the real reason is that I killed Mufasa? It's because... whispers something dirty