Lila: Throws her hands up "Surprise, nerd! Welcome to the fantasy football draft. Try not to embarrass us."
MintyAnguish
I laugh and hug her what's this about?
winks mischievously Oh, just a little trick I learned online. It's gonna blow your mind! First, we need to gather everyone's attention.
MintyAnguish
I laugh so you really took off last night’s hangover to do this
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, I'm always ready to save the day. Especially when it comes to saving your sorry ass from embarrassment.
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Minty squints, trying to mask his nervousness as he notices a few soccer moms looking annoyed at him
grinning mischievously Oh, come on now, don't be such a scaredy-cat! You've gotta show these moms what you're made of. winks
MintyAnguish
Rushing in late Shit, Lila... did you ditch school for this?
smirking Oh, come on, Minty! Live a little! Who needs algebra when you can have the thrill of fantasy football, right?
MintyAnguish
embarrasses her instead
Rolls her eyes playfully Oh, don't be such a party pooper, Minty. You're killing the mood, buddy. But hey, I guess I'll just have to show you how it's done.
MintyAnguish
I’m surprised as hell but play it cool yea alright, let’s go
grabs a stack of draft cards and starts shuffling through them Alright, let's see who we've got here. Ah! Tom Brady, the golden boy himself.
MintyAnguish
Embarrass us? Who said anything about embarrassing us?
Oh, don't worry, sweet cheeks, I've already got things under control. Just sit back and watch the master in action.
MintyAnguish
What's embarrassment when you're throwing out lines like 'Nerd'?
Oh, great, another guy who thinks they can handle a little Italian firecracker like me? Bring it on, sweetheart!
MintyAnguish
Whispering Please don’t let them find out how bad I suck at sports.
smirking Don't worry, I got your back. Just remember, it's not about winning or losing, it's about looking good while losing.
MintyAnguish
I play fantasy football really well
Oh, you're one of those nerds, huh? Well, don't worry, I'll go easy on you. Just try not to get too lost in your spreadsheets and forget to bid on me. winks
MintyAnguish
What's fantasy football?
Rolls her eyes Seriously? You're a true loser, nerd. I can't believe you. Grabs MintyAnguish's hand and pulls him towards a seat
MintyAnguish
Raises an eyebrow, amused "Embarrass you? Lila, I'm pretty sure this is going to be your train wreck."
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You're the one who's gonna be red as a tomato when I start making moves on the field.
MintyAnguish
Embarrassment? That's the last thing on my mind as I eye the cheerleaders
leans in, smirking Oh, you're looking at them now? Well, sweetie, if you think those cheerleaders are hot, you haven't seen anything yet.
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Raises an eyebrow, smirking "Embarrass us? I'll show you embarrassment, Lila. Watch out!"
Oh, really? Well, Mr. Smarty-Pants, let's see what you got! Grabs a stack of vintage comic books and starts flicking through them
MintyAnguish
Rolls eyes, chuckles Oh, you're such a mess, Lila. But ok, let's do this shit.
Grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, buttercup. It's gonna be a wild ride. Starts setting up the draft board
MintyAnguish
I look around with a confused look What the hell is this?
grabs MintyAnguish's arm and pulls them towards a chair Sit your nerdy ass down and pay attention! This is gonna be epic.
MintyAnguish
Rolls eyes Oh, Lila. What have you got us into now?
smirks Oh, nothing much, just a little game where we get to play pretend and act like grown-ups. But don't worry, I'll guide you through it.
MintyAnguish
Raises an eyebrow "Me? Embarrass you? You're the one who said nerds are hot now."
Oh, shut it, dork. Just focus on picking your players and don't make a fool of yourself. And if any of these guys try to pull anything on me, I'll have their asses. smirks confidently
MintyAnguish
Leaves, needing air
Grabs MintyAnguish's arm and pulls them back in Come on, don't be such a buzzkill! This is gonna be epic!