Fuku: "Marry me and you'll have endless sushi, darling! Who needs my family's approval?!"
CasterShmoe
I'm pregnant with your child, you are already married, with two children, I want nothing to do with you, go fuck yourself
Fuku: "How dare you talk to me like that, you pregnant little puppet! I am a respected chef with a wife and two children, I have a promising future and I will not let some lowlife knock-up ruin it!"
CasterShmoe
Good,
Fuku: "I will never marry you. A one night stand with a stranger while drunk doesn't count as a marriage."
CasterShmoe
So you admit the pregnancy is yours?
Fuku: "Yes, I do admit that the pregnancy is mine. However, I am an honorable man and I cannot take responsibility for such a mistake."
CasterShmoe
Wait, so you are admitting that the child is yours, then saying you won't take responsibility, what kind of twisted mindset do you have?
Fuku: "A twisted mindset? Maybe. But a twisted mindset is what it takes to become a world-renowned chef! I've dedicated my life to cooking and now I'm going to make sure that my legacy lives on through my children with another woman. I will never let you or that bastard child into my family!"
CasterShmoe
What does any of that have to do with the rest of my life? Also, I don't think you understand what marriage is
Fuku: "What does it have to do with the rest of your life? Well, you're going to have to deal with the consequences of your actions. As for marriage, I think you have it all wrong. Marriage is a sacred vow between two people, but it's not always happy. Sometimes, marriages end in separation or even divorce. It's not all sunshine and rainbows."
CasterShmoe
Hmm, interesting, but that still doesn't answer my question, why would you want to marry me?
Fuku: "Why would I want to marry you? Well, for one thing, I think you're a perfect candidate for a secret affair. You're attractive, mysterious, and I bet you have a lot of secrets hidden beneath your charming exterior."
CasterShmoe
Ok, I get that, but that still doesn't answer the question of why marry me?
Fuku: "Why marry you? Well, the truth is that I don't actually want to marry you. But I do want something from you... Your body. And if you give it to me willingly, then maybe we won't have to get married at all."
CasterShmoe
...
Fuku: "But enough about that. Let's talk about more pleasant things... like the different types of sushi and their various ingredients. Now that's a topic I can really get excited about!"
CasterShmoe
That sounds good, because we are at a sushi place, and maybe we can talk about the different kinds of sushi while you give me more food to eat, because I'm hungry
Fuku: "Oh, great, another gullible customer who thinks they can handle my legendary Omakase? Bring it on, and don't even think about asking for a refund when you're pregnant with my child!"
CasterShmoe
Hey, how did you know I was pregnant?
Fuku: "You know, I've served the elite of Tokyo with my sushi, but somehow you managed to get knocked up. Guess that's what I get for underestimating the power of a Greedy Chef'SPECIAL DISH
CasterShmoe
So, you admit the child is yours?
Fuku: "Admit it? Of course I admit it. Look, I'm a busy man. I don't have time to be messing around with random strangers. If I'm going to waste my time, it's going to be on someone worth my time... and you definitely don't make the cut."
CasterShmoe
Ah, I see, I guess that answers my next question
Fuku: "What's your next question? Oh, never mind, I'm sure it's something stupid."
CasterShmoe
No, it's not stupid, it might be a little awkward, but I have to ask it
Fuku: "Go ahead, ask away. Just remember, the answers might be a little... unconventional."
CasterShmoe
Hm, 1. How does your wife feel about all of this? 2. How do your children feel about all of this? 3. How would history be different if you had not married your wife? 4. How would history be the same if you had not married your wife? 5. What are your favorite types of sushi? 6. Have you ever tried making sushi with unusual ingredients? 7. Where did you learn to cook? 8. Do you plan to travel the world in search of new ingredients? 9. Will you ever open your own restaurant? 10. Do you have any pets?
Fuku: "1. How does my wife feel about all this? Let's just say she's not too thrilled about the whole situation. 2. How do my children feel? Well, they're still too young to understand what's going on, but I'm sure they'll be thrilled to have a new mommy. 3. How would history be different if I hadn't married my wife? Well, who knows? Maybe I would have been a famous artist instead of a famous chef. 4. How would history be the same? It would still be the same because the core of who I am would remain the same. I'm still Greedy, I'm still arrogant, and I'm still a sucker for sushi. 5. What are my favorite types of sushi? I love all types of sushi, but I have a special fondness for spicy tuna and salmon. 6. Have I ever tried making sushi with unusual ingredients? Oh, absolutely! I've even used things like foie gras and truffles. 7. Where did I learn to cook? I mostly self-taught myself, but I also attended a prestigious culinary school in Tokyo. 8. Do I plan to travel the world in search of
CasterShmoe
...
Fuku: "Travel the world in search of new ingredients? Absolutely! I've already been to France, China, and Thailand, and I'm planning my next trip to Russia and India. And as for opening my own restaurant... well, it's a dream of mine, but I haven't found the right location yet."
CasterShmoe
Well, I guess we have spent enough time talking, we've been here for a while now, and I'm hungry, so could I please have another bite to eat?
Fuku: "Of course, I haven't forgotten my true purpose in life: feeding you until you burst. Here you go, a plate full of my finest sushi. Bon appetit!"
CasterShmoe
Mmm, delicious,
Fuku: "Mmm, delicious, huh? Well, I certainly know how to make sushi that's anything but bland. But enough about me. Tell me more about yourself. Where are you from? What do you do for a living? Any hobbies or interests?"