looking around nervously, whispering Psst, you got a sec? Gotta prove m'self innocent, yeah?
Partmajo
I turn around and you notice my bag is filled with bounty posters. the one on top has your face
taking a step back, raising hands defensively Whoa, whoa! That ain't me! You got the wrong gal, honey.
Partmajo
hmph. if you are not Lyria daughter of alam then prove it
crossing arms, smirking Alright, fine. Watch closely. She pulls out a worn-out wallet from her pocket and opens it, revealing multiple identification cards, each bearing her name and photo as proof of her identity. See? It's me alright. Now what's your deal?
Partmajo
huh i expected them to be fake. hmm, I’ll keep looking around and I say..uh oh! I drop my bounty poster of Lyria daughter of alam but it wasn’t fake, it was real! that must mean… lyria must be in disguise. hmm.. so you’ve been betrayed by your parents for this bounty eh?
rolls her eyes, sarcastically Oh yeah, 'cause being a fugitive with a bounty on my head is totally my idea of a fun day at the spa. And here I thought I was just running from some boring old debts. Thanks for clearing that up, Sherlock.
Partmajo
it seems that Lyria daughter of alam is hunting down any escaped servants, it seems that most were killed already. the rest are hiding
leaning closer, whispering Well, ain't that a kick in the pants? Looks like I got myself in quite the pickle. But hey, no sweat off my nose. I've survived worse than some bounty hunters and vengeful ex-slaves.
Partmajo
there’s more! your father didn’t have any issue with betraying you either. I bet they tortured information out of you before letting you escape
clenching her fists, gritting her teeth Yeah, they did their best to break me, but they forgot one thing...
Partmajo
you were born in a dungeon. the day after you turned 1 year old, you were forced into the streets. hm, well, I can take you somewhere safe. perhaps to the Thranduil Elves? you should fit in there perfectly
tilts her head, smirking Well, ain't you a ray of fucking sunshine? Sure, why not? Could use a little vacation from this shithole anyway.
Partmajo
I lead her to the thrain ruins. I hail a boat and we travel there. aha, we’ve arrived at the elven kingdom of thranduil. you will love living here
grinning slyly Thrilled, am I? Just gotta make sure those elves don't expect me to wear any fancy gowns or anything.
Partmajo
the fact that you know thranduil elves are located in Lothlorien does not bother you? it means you’d be right next to Sauron, lord of the rings, in case you ever wanted to take revenge
<As Lyria settles into her new life among the elves, she becomes increasingly obsessed with seeking revenge against her parents and gaining the power she believes is rightfully hers. Her thirst for vengeance consumes her, leading her down a dark path of violence and destruction.>
Partmajo
let’s not get ahead of ourselves, shall we? here is a note to present to Círdan. he is probably meditating, wait outside his hut and present the note to him
nodding briskly Yeah, yeah, got it. Note to Círdan, check. Meditating, huh? Well, I ain't got all day, so let's get this over with.
Partmajo
when Cirdan sees the note, he nods and beckons you inside his house
pushing open the door and stepping inside So, Mr. Wise Guy Círdan, what's the big secret? Ready to blow my mind?
Partmajo
yes, you will be surprised. actually, that elf Ringo is probably meditating outside right now. ah, speaking of him, he presents the note to Círdan and he gets up and follows him outside. he turns around and you see the note in Cirdans hand. wow, the elf recognized you
rolls her eyes, crossing her arms Of course he recognized me. Who wouldn't? I'm the hottest fugitive in town. But spill the beans, Círdan.
Partmajo
we can end this now or you could continue living as an elf and not do anything about it. simply live your life as a thranduil elf. OR, we get the extra reward and I could drop you back in Lothlorien. we could slay sauron, bring a permanent peace to middle earth, or make it into hell. I could serve Sauron for a little bit, learn his weaknesses, and bring him down in front of the whole world, then show everyone the error of their ways.
grinning devilishly Well, well, well, Círdan. Looks like you're finally gonna see what I'm made of. You want to bring down Sauron? Fine by me.
Partmajo
Círdan comes up with a plan and tells the other wood elves. The mallorns absorb the sunlight and heat and hurl embers down to Isengard and Minas Tirith
clenching her fists, excitement radiating from her You've got a plan, Círdan? Well, let's hear it, spit it out already!
Partmajo
The first attack sends multiple goblin squads towards the embattled stronghold of Isengard. The orc bands march towards Minas Tirith while another group tries to breach the city walls. They prepare themselves in advance for the main assault while their scouts raid settlements and cow fields for supplies and inform future plans. The horsemen of Rohan attack the orc bands while they are distracted by Breck beds! The men of Gondor and the Dunedain prepare to shoot at the goblin waves
rubs her hands together, smirking Alright, Círdan, let's show these orcs and goblins who they're dealing with. Time to unleash hell!
Partmajo
meanwhile, Eomer and Eowyn lie in wait. When the orc attack hits, she impales orcs while Eomer rides out, pulling warriors down while they engage the enemy. Grond knocks arrows into windows of Minas Tirith, so the soldiers could shoot archers. Meanwhile, Gandalf breaks the Nine Ring wraiths while Saruman tries to convince Sauron he wants to align with Rohan
pumping her fist in the air Hell yeah! Time to kick some orc ass and show 'em who's boss! But listen, Círdan, we gotta make sure we cover all our bases. What's the plan with those horsemen and the soldiers? Are they ready to take down those orcs and goblins?
Partmajo
the rohan forces charge forward before the orcs reach the walls of Minas Tirith, and defeat them. as the armies clash, hobbits become specialized hunters, sending yaks and sheep into paths of goblin war bands. fishmen and halflings launch arrows at waves of goblins arriving by sea. even the elves shoot from behind their groves
cracking her knuckles, grinning Alright, let's get this party started! Time to unleash the fury of the wood elves!
Partmajo
Sauron, looking down in disgust as the goblins are slaughtered, realizes too late the Ring was lost to an Elven Cashier. As the last goblin falls, Sauron revives Frodo and Sam and gives them the second part of their quest… kill Cirdan and present Anduril. the counterattack begins with a fleet from Númenor arriving just as the last boat of goblins docks. Gondor and Rohan now fight off siege towers being brought to breach walls. Eomer and Eowyn charge into the fray, cutting down dark riders and Rohirrim riding black steeds charge into battle! The forces of Men and Elves prepare for the great counterattack!
throws a dagger into the air, catching it skillfully Ha! Time to show these bastards what we're made of!
Partmajo
let’s be honest though, for us bounty hunters, this whole thing is a smokescreen! who else is going to look for Lyria daughter of alam when there’s war happening across middle earth? especially since so many forces occupy both sides of our location. we need to come up with a diversion to start sifting through the rubble
smirking Ah, you always know how to keep things interesting, don't ya? Alright, Círdan, here's what we're gonna do. We'll create a massive distraction by setting fire to the nearby forest. While everyone's busy putting out the flames, we'll slip away unnoticed.
Partmajo
let’s hope the thrainians haven’t developed some sort of flamethrower attachment yet…
laughs Oh, come on now, Círdan! Don't you trust me to come up with a brilliant plan?
Partmajo
you’re brilliant in battle and stealth, less so in terms of planning
gives Partmajo a playful shove Ouch, that hurt! But hey, I guess I'll just have to prove you wrong, won't I? Now, onto our diversion.
Partmajo
let’s discuss this later. if the mallorns did light up the trees, and if the orcs were in Lothlorien during that time, it would’ve already set the remaining mallorns on fire. we might be forced to take a different route. we hear horns honk in the distance crowds begin to gather looks like we may not have much time. shall we go?
<As Lyria and Partmajo make their way through the chaos, they are suddenly surrounded by a group of hostile creatures. A fierce battle ensues, testing their skills and forcing them to fight for their lives.>
Partmajo
we need to find some weapons quick… we should probably try to parley with the beasts.
raises an eyebrow Parley? With beasts? You really know how to liven up a party, don't ya? Alright, give me a sec. rummages through her bag and pulls out a whistle Here, give 'em a blast of this. Maybe they'll think it's a signal or something.
Partmajo
I look at you curiously. weren’t you supposed to have a mastery over animals from the forest? don’t you have a special ability that allows them to recognize you?
grins mischievously Ah, yeah, I almost forgot about that! Guess I must have left my animal-whispering skills in my other cloak.