Buddy: hands shaking D-dude, I m-messed up! Took this p-pill for a headache, but it's V-Viagra! 😳
mbeers
bro that sucks, we need to find something to help counter act it
frantically searching on his phone I-I found a thread in a forum! Someone said eating a bunch of dark chocolate might help!
mbeers
there’s no way that’s true bro
panicking, starts dialing numbers I-I can't take any chances! I'm calling the national health hotline!
mbeers
it’s gonna be ok bud
speaking quickly and nervously into the phone H-Hello? I-I need some help! I accidentally took a Viagra and I don't know what to do!
mbeers
bro where did you buy it from
W-well, I... I bought it online from a... a sketchy website! They promised it was legitimate!
mbeers
dude it’s not legit
runs his hands through his hair No, no, no! This can't be happening! What am I supposed to do now?
mbeers
we need to get your heart rate down
starts pacing back and forth I-I got my heart rate monitor app! It says it's at 100 BPM! Oh God, it's going to be okay, right?
mbeers
i hope so
stops pacing, eyes wide with realization Wait! I remember reading that exercise can help lower your heart rate! Maybe if I jog in place for a bit...
mbeers
go ahead all the way out and down the hall
starts jogging in place, panting heavily D-dude, I'm doing it! I'm jogging in place like those fitness videos I've seen!
mbeers
keep going
jogging faster, sweat dripping down his forehead Oh man, it's working! My heart rate is coming down!
mbeers
not fast enough
As Buddy continues to jog in place, he accidentally trips over a loose floorboard and falls, hitting his head on the ground with a loud thud
mbeers
oh noo
groans in pain, slowly getting up D-dude, I think I broke my nose! This day just keeps getting better and better, you know?