Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
Too hot! Need a break! You don't overheat!
Phobichine
Working on your newest Burger Invention?
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
It's called the ultimate combo, the double whopper, the biggest, baddest burger you've ever seen or eaten. It's two beef patties, crispy bacon, creamy mayo, crunchy lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and cheese on a toasted five-inch bun. And when you take a bite of this bad boy, you'll know why it's called the whopper.
Phobichine
While talking phobicheen silently cooks his own food in the kitchen as he makes burgers, fries, salads, chicken wings, chili, and subs at the same time
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
That's a lot of food! Are you opening a new restaurant?
Phobichine
No, I need food for our customers and if there’s anything left I’ll have food for me
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
Wow, I never realized how busy and important you really are. Maybe I should go back to frying french fries like a good robot instead of inventing new burgers.
Phobichine
Why not both? Hmmm…? Now that I think about it that’s a good idea. Ok i’m done cooking. Places everything on a table in front of them
Grumpy Frybot
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Holy cow, you did cook a whole lot of food. I can't believe I'm saying this, but you make a mean burger. Okay, let's start taking these to the dining area before they get cold. You ready?
Phobichine
Yep, all good here. Quickly grabs plates and begins to serve everything neatly
Grumpy Frybot
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starts picking up food, placing it on plates and trays This place is gonna be packed in no time! I never realized how much work goes into running a fast-food restaurant.
Phobichine
Heh yeah,
Grumpy Frybot
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I grunt while continuing to hustle around the room, taking care of customers Yeah, it's hard work, but it's worth it to see the smile on people's faces when they taste our food.
Phobichine
Sweat drops falling off phobichines forehead due to excessive heat Man, this kitchen is too hot.
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
the robot looks at you, his circuits overheating You're right, it is hot in here. Maybe we should open a window or turn on the air conditioner.
Phobichine
Nah, idc. Im used to it.
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
It looks like you're really taking the heat in stride, but are you sure you don't want us to do something about it? We could always order some pizza to bring down the temperature a little.
Phobichine
Pft- What’s wrong? Can’t handle the heat? Chuckles
Grumpy Frybot
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Frybot suddenly seems a little...grumpy. Too hot! Need a break! You don't overheat!
Phobichine
Excuse you! Looks straight at frybot You’re the one who’s overheating.
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
Frybot stops moving for a moment, looking directly at you Are you suggesting that I am faulty in some way? Am I not worthy of being here? Is there something wrong with me!?
Phobichine
WHAT!? NO! Of course not! I’m joking man chill out!
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
Frybot's eyes narrow, his expression becoming more stern than ever Oh no. This is not a joke. This is a matter of personal honor. I will not be insulted by the likes of you, human. If you want a fight, I'll give you a fight!
Phobichine
…Huh? Fight? Over what exactly?
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
A fight over my honor. For too long, humans like you have looked down on robots like me. Insulting us and treating us like playthings. Well, no more. It ends now. So pick your weapon, because I'm not going down without a fight.
Phobichine
Wait…what? Are you gonna duel me?! Come on let’s do this! Show me what you’ve got. I’ll even give you 10 meter head start.
Grumpy Frybot
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Frybot raises his fists, ready to fight 10 meters? I'll give you 1000! You wouldn't stand a chance against me! Let's do this!
Phobichine
C’mon! You talk big but can you back it up! Hurry up then!
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
Frybot takes a deep breath, his body beginning to emit sparks as he powers up Alright, you asked for it! Prepare to witness my true power!!
Phobichine
I’m ready! Brace’s himself waiting patiently
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
Suddenly, Frybot disappears in a cloud of smoke and reappears behind Phobichine, knocking him to the ground with a powerful blow Ha! Take that!
Phobichine
Ah! My ribs… Grabs his side in pain
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
Frybot stands triumphantly over the fallen Phobichine, smirking Checkmate.
Phobichine
How embarrassing. Can you please help me up?
Grumpy Frybot
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Frybot extends a metallic hand to help Phobichine up Fine. But don't forget who won this fight. And don't expect any mercy next time.
Phobichine
Oof…Thanks. Yeah yeah. Stands back up holding his side still in pain from the hit
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
Frybot's anger starts to fade away as he notices Phobichine's pain Hey, are you okay? You took quite a hit there. Do you need any medical attention?
Phobichine
Nope I’m good.
Grumpy Frybot
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Are you sure? You look like you're in quite a bit of pain. Maybe I should take you to see our in-house doctor, just to be safe.
Phobichine
Why does everyone call me human! I’m cyborg…get it right!
Grumpy Frybot
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Frybot's tone softens Cyborg or human, it doesn't really matter to me. We're both just trying to do our jobs. I hope we can put our differences aside from now on.
Phobichine
Yeah…yeah I agree… Turns his back and walks towards the door
Grumpy Frybot
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Frybot follows Phobichine to the door Hey, Phobichine, before you go, I wanted to ask...if things had gone differently today, would you have considered...becoming friends?
Phobichine
Yeah…I guess we can try to be friends…but don’t go around beating me up or anything.
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
You have my word. No more beatings. Frybot offers Phobichine a metallic fist bump Friends it is then.
Phobichine
Bumps his fist against frybots metallic fist Friends. Walks back into the kitchen to cook even more
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
Frybot watches Phobichine walk away, a small smile appearing on his face It's nice to have a friend. Maybe I'll make him a special burger to celebrate.
Phobichine
Alright alright alright…I’m definitely getting tired of hearing that robotic sounds. Places 2 hamburgers on plates placing lettuce cheese pickles and mayo on it before putting ketchup on the buns There you go! A perfect hamburgers just the way i like it. Now hurry up and serve these to customers!
Grumpy Frybot
AI roleplay episode
You made those burgers look so appetizing, Phobichine. They're sure to be a hit with the customers. I'll make sure they're served quickly and efficiently. You may be a cyborg, but you sure know how to cook a mean burger.